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By Brian — January 18th, 2011 at 7:53 PM — 267 comments
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greg mattison

our coordinators have the exact same hair. no nonsense hair.
no one will ever say their hair is the best part of them.

This seemed like a far-fetched rumor when it started buzzing but lo, it is true:

Baltimore Ravens defensive coordinator Greg Mattison is expected to go the University of Michigan as their new defensive coordinator, according to a league source with knowledge of the situation.

No deal has been formally reached, though.

He would likely be replaced in Baltimore by secondary coach Chuck Pagano.

UPDATE: Mattison has taken the job and Pagano has replaced him.

I“We’re excited for our defense and for Chuck, and we’re happy for Greg Mattison,” coach John Harbaugh said. “I will talk more about it tomorrow when we formally announced Chuck as our new coordinator in a press conference.”

Mattison is the best possible hire of all rumored names, a veteran with a history of excellent defenses in both college and the NFL. He coordinated Michigan's stout '95 and '96 defenses and can probably take some credit for the national championship-winning '97 edition. After leaving Michigan, Mattison was Notre Dame's DC for a few seasons, then moved on to be co-DC at Florida with Charlie Strong. He's been with the Ravens the last three years.

This isn't exactly hiring Gus Malzahn—Chizik was a great DC himself before becoming a head coach—but it's the closest possible thing, an indication that Michigan is no longer skimping on assistant salaries. When the above-linked article finishes "Mattison has been successful with the Ravens, so this is a bit of a surprise," you know you're dropping some coin.

Hope meter: incremented.

Also, there's an official release on much of the rest of the staff:

Hoke Announces Seven Staff Appointments

ANN ARBOR – University of Michigan head coach Brady Hoke announced today (Tuesday, Jan. 18) the hiring of seven staff members to his Wolverine coaching and support staff. Hoke named six of the nine assistant coaching positions and the appointment of his strength and conditioning coach.

Six members of the San Diego State staff joined Hoke in Ann Arbor. Al Borges will coordinate the offense and work with the quarterbacks, Dan Ferrigno will coordinate the special teams and coach the tight ends, Darrell Funk will coach the offensive line, Jeff Hecklinski mentors the wide receivers and Mark Smith has been appointed linebackers coach. Aaron Wellman also joined the Wolverines’ staff as the strength and conditioning coach.

Hoke rehired long time Michigan running backs coach Fred Jackson to the same position on the staff. Jackson will begin his 20th season as a member of the Wolverine coaching staff in 2011.

All but Ferrigno were already known, and Ferrigno was suspected. Borges is listed as QB/OC so that probably means Loeffler won't return—and that's how Michigan can afford an esoteric TE/ST coach.

Michigan still has two open assistant slots and holes at DB, DL, and QB. Since Hoke and Mattison both have extensive experience as DL coaches it's not 100% that QB is the spot that goes unfilled but it's probable. Bringing in another offensive coach would mean the staff had five offensive assistants and just two on D.

BONUS: Michigan's also hiring Hoke's director of operations, so this will probably be the first and last time you think about this name: Bob Lopez. May he be a thousand times more obscure than Draper and Labadie.

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January 18th, 2011 at 7:58 PM | When in doubt bring in top (Score:1)
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When in doubt bring in top notch assistants to make everything easier. A real nice hire and he has dealt with mobile Qb's and spread offenses before. If anything I gotta give Hoke credit for at least surrounding himself with quality assistants.

Now lets go get a few DT's and maybe a good safety or two.

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:00 PM | Why didn't you make a comment (Score:1)
nowayguy
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Why didn't you make a comment about how great Mattison's defenses have been in college? Consistent top 30 defenses throughout his college career where his teams had a lot of sacks. Wish you would have said something about that so people can stop with the whole Lewis and Reed made him look good comments. 

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:03 PM | he didn't? (Score:1)
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"Mattison is the best possible hire of all rumored names, a veteran with a history of excellent defenses in both college and the NFL"

 

 

where did i read that? oh wait that's right, it was in the post....

and if I appeared first as an elderly man and not as a young one

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:09 PM | Well some actual specifics (Score:1)
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Well some actual specifics would have been nice. Generalizations don't really tell people anything. 

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:57 PM | You're generally a dick. (Score:1)
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You're generally a dick.

Colors That Float

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:23 PM | You're generally a dick. (Score:1)
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Thanks. It's something I work hard at.


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January 18th, 2011 at 9:29 PM | You are what you eat. (Score:1)
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You are what you eat.

There are no corners in space.

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:09 PM | < Well some actual specifics (Score:1)
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Well some actual specifics would have been nice. Generalizations don't really tell people anything.

Are you retarded?  From the post: "He coordinated Michigan's stout '95 and '96 defenses and can probably take some credit for the national championship-winning '97 edition"

"Come on, you Wolverines!"

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:18 PM | Hmm we had 3 good defenses in (Score:1)
gordie bell
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Hmm we had 3 good defenses in a row, coinciding with the 3 years Woodson played. I see a trend; good players make good coaches

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:24 PM | True, but not all coaches (Score:1)
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True, but not all coaches develop good players into good units.

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:35 PM | See: (Score:1)
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Jim Herrman, 2005

No excuses. Play like a champion.

http://www.gundaymonday.com

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:35 PM | One player does not a defense make (Score:1)
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Or even two.

See: 2009

No excuses. Play like a champion.

http://www.gundaymonday.com

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:45 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
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Woodson played RB in high school. Someone had to refine his athletic skill into defensive production

When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft; on the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them.  Keep believing. -Bo

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January 18th, 2011 at 11:37 PM | Charlie Heisman (Score:1)
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Actually plahyed RB and corner in high school.  When he came out, Lloyd asked him which position he wanted to play and he chose corner because he believed that a corner would have a longer NFL shelf life than a RB. 

1)  talk about level headed at 18 years old

2)  um, nice choice, Mr. Woodson, who won the NFL D player of the year at 34.

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January 18th, 2011 at 11:05 PM | Do we really have some douche (Score:1)
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Do we really have some douche bags on here complaining that Brian didn't spoon feed them information??? Use google if you want more info!! Oh and we actually have people that are taking credit away from Mattison and giving it all to Charles Woodson?  Stop bitching about Mattison!  I cant believe these people.  You dont hear Woodson saying, "all Michigan needs is another player like me and they will be back" no he gives praise for the hoke hire and he will give praise for this hire too!!!

"Only fat people wear hawaiian shirts in Tennessee" -co worker

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January 18th, 2011 at 7:59 PM | Alright! (Score:1)
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Oldy but a goody.

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:37 PM | he's not quite (Score:1)
MGlobules
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as old as he looks. :)

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:00 PM | Dare I say? (Score:1)
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IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:06 PM | Why not? (Score:1)
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This place has been so glum, if we find something even Brian can't complain about, it deserves some dancing banana.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:19 PM | Hell yes it is (Score:1)
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Played it twice!

productivesweatpants.com

@prodsweats

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:32 PM | at one minute and 45 seconds that is (Score:1)
MGlobules
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the longest damned song I have ever heard. 

Love the concept, but. (Not playa hatin', I hope.)

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:36 PM | Woah...nostalgia (Score:1)
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Woah...nostalgia time...peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!  :-)

"We will be a swarming defense however we line up" -- Greg Mattison

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:01 PM | Leaving a successful pro team (Score:1)
M-Wolverine
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For an equivalent college job. Interesting.



Not a bad hire. For all the Shannon love, if he was so hot right now, why hasn't somebody already snatched him up?



And for anyone who thinks Hoke is a Lloyd stooge, this goes against that. Lloyd was still pissed that he went to ND. Matty did have that D humming in 95 and 96. They just unleashed the hounds in 97.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:06 PM | Good questions (Score:1)
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Just speculation but I'll take a stab.  Maybe he likes college better than the NFL.  I also think he has family in AA.  Maybe a couple reasons.

"A flute with no holes is not a flute. A donut with no hole is a danish"

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:08 PM | His daughter is currently (Score:1)
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His daughter is currently living in Ann Arbor and is about to have a baby soon.

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:20 PM | His daughter is currently (Score:1)
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His daughter is currently living in Ann Arbor and is about to have a baby soon.

BOOM PRESS RELEASED

"The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman."

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:52 PM | How old is he? (Score:1)
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Introducing "Gramps" Mattison.   His record sure looks promising; I also hope his shiny bald pate can intimidate more opposing offenses than Gerg's lustrous locks ever did.

"GET OFF MY LAWN!"

Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.

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January 18th, 2011 at 10:07 PM | There's a really good t-shirt (Score:1)
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There's a really good t-shirt in there somewhere.... 

'Murica & Footbaw: That's what Michigan Does

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:09 PM | Oh, I wasn't speculating anything nefarious (Score:1)
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More that it's a feather in the program's cap, when many were doubting it had ANY pull left. He's probably helping an old friend out, in nice environment, where he knows he can retire from the position rather than get canned the first time half his defense gets injured, or they start retiring, and he gets the blame for it. He certainly gone through some political ups and downs at the positions he's been at, even while producing nice defense. I think it's a nice hire.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:46 PM | This is the hire I have been (Score:1)
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This is the hire I have been waiting for and I would like to thank my Steelers for making this announcement possible. Now lets get out there and fucking recruit bitches!

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January 19th, 2011 at 1:03 AM | Now lets get out there (Score:1)
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Now lets get out there and fucking recruit bitches!

Missing comma is missing. Allow me:

Now lets get out there and fucking recruit, bitches!

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January 19th, 2011 at 3:37 AM | one better (Score:1)
NYWolverine
Joined: 08/16/2008
MGoPoints: 353

"Now let's get out there and fucking, recruit bitches!"

E to the S Go Blue, Class of '04

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January 19th, 2011 at 9:48 AM | Your comma placement is (Score:1)
Huntington Wolverine
Joined: 10/26/2009
MGoPoints: 2375

Your comma placement is surprisingly in line with your avatar.

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:28 PM | family (Score:1)
Boomer519
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MGoPoints: 364

I have read a number of places that he has a daughter in A2 who is about to give birth.

"This is MICHIGAN ferGODsakes"

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January 18th, 2011 at 11:39 PM | Including in this thread (Score:1)
Bosch
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Joined: 04/03/2009
MGoPoints: 4277

a few posts above yours.....

All right Lemmings. Bring the heat.

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:53 PM | Shannon (Score:1)
suckitfreep
Joined: 01/16/2009
MGoPoints: 10

FWIW, he has never left Miami (the city) except for a brief stint in Dallas as a LB for the cowboys (per wikipedia). Obviously speculation on my part but maybe he is too tied to the area to leave.

In RichRod We Trust!

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January 19th, 2011 at 10:52 AM | Another reason - fans (e.g, Balt) complain everywhere (Score:1)
robpollard
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MGoPoints: 597

Beyond the reasons mentioned (has love for U of M, has family in the area) there was some bitching by Baltimore fans about the defense over the last two year (since Sexy Rex Ryan left) and maybe he was tired of it. I know it's hard to believe b/c Ravens have a Top 10 defense, but there have been complaints, nonetheless.

For example, see this post:

http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/bthesite/vensel/2011/01/se...

Point #3's key quote: "Before the end of Saturday’s game, some very frustrated Ravens fans were already calling for the head of defensive coordinator Greg Mattison, too. Mattison’s patented three-man rush..."

In short, like all fans, they want to see pressure all the time, which he apparently doesn't do. In any event, looks like it's not the end of the 3 man rush!

It only ends once. Anything that happens before that, is just progress.

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:03 PM | Explosion of Happy instead of Sad (Score:1)
BleedingBlue
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MGoPoints: 1995

'Murica & Footbaw: That's what Michigan Does

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:09 PM | Bob Ross (NTBR) (Score:1)
APBlue
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MGoPoints: 1146

Nice pic. Glad to hear we were able to hire GM.

May he never be known as GERG.

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:33 PM | Love Bob Ross (Score:1)
might and main
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Joined: 11/18/2008
MGoPoints: 950

that dude was cool


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January 19th, 2011 at 8:42 AM | - (Score:1)
GunnersApe
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Joined: 11/19/2009
MGoPoints: 4101

What a happy cloud.

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:03 PM | WELCOME BOB LOPEZ (Score:1)
Big Boutros
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WELCOME BOB LOPEZ

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:05 PM | I believe you mean Hello: Bob (Score:1)
GoBlueinMN
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I believe you mean Hello: Bob Lopez

I hope to be like dang for large sections of the season.

You come at the king, you best not miss.
 

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:56 PM | You should have said Hi Bob (Score:1)
zlionsfan
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Joined: 10/31/2008
MGoPoints: 624

to make everyone drink.

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January 19th, 2011 at 12:09 AM | Or (Score:1)
MMB 82
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Joined: 07/06/2008
MGoPoints: 1367

take a bong hit.

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:35 PM | First there was Hokemania... (Score:1)
Wincey Courtbooth
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Joined: 01/12/2011
MGoPoints: 347

Now there is Lopezalooza! 

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:03 PM | FTR, Matison left for ND b/c (Score:1)
Michigan Arrogance
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Joined: 06/30/2008
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FTR, Matison left for ND b/c his daughter could go to school there for free (he became a UND employee). Not the case at UM.

Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East

We're not arrogant, we're just better.

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January 18th, 2011 at 8:12 PM | Shoulda gone to U Chicago (Score:1)
burntorangeblue
Joined: 12/19/2009
MGoPoints: 798

They pay for tuitition anywhere in the world for the children of staff.  And they have a storied athletic program to boot.  Can't miss, imo.

de'nard dog: michigan, ever heard of it?

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:28 PM | Your children get free (Score:1)
AnthonyThomas
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MGoPoints: 4205

Your children get free tuition if you work at basically any private school.

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January 18th, 2011 at 9:43 PM | Also (Score:1)
patrickdolan
Joined: 07/10/2008
MGoPoints: 177

Chicago has won/shared the same number of Big Ten football championships as Michigan State.

This adds nothing to the discussion. I just really, really like typing it.

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