i'd rather hear some good jokes than review the Illinios game. what do you idiots got?
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So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
What kind of bees make milk? boobies!
what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh (works better when spoken, not typed)
I told the fish one last night and the people I told it to laughed. So, thanks.
What did the fish with no eyes say when it ran into a wall?
I stood there wondering why the football was getting larger, and then it hit me...
So a priest, rabbi, and an athiest walk into a bar…
And the bartender goes, "What is this, a joke?"
What do West Virginians do on Halloween?
(pump = having sex with, kin = family)
Q:Why is there no ice on the sidelines at Ohio State football games?
A:The guy with the recipe graduated.
A rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The priest ducked.
(Answer to follow)
What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?
....because there's no end to those pricks.