God Bless Amuhrica, the stuck at work 7/3/08 edition

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:16 AM
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God Bless Amuhrica, the stuck at work 7/3/08 edition

Last work day of the week before I slip into a pile of debauchery involving tons of beer, pyrotechnics, apple pie, and the girlfriend.  probably in that order.

 

If one more person shoots off fireworks outside my building at 2am on not tomorrow night, i may be forced to choke a bitch.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:17 AM | I feel you (Score:1)
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Fucking fireworks. People have been shooting them off for like a month now. They were doing it last night in the downpour as well. Crazy.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:29 AM | Could someone please tell me... (Score:1)
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...if my pic is Kirk Lewis or a flag and a wolf? Shows up as Lewis at work and wolf at home. I think Drupal is just arbitrarily picking what it likes best.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:30 AM | Looks like (Score:1)
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Kevin Grady to me

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:32 AM | Was a wolf like 15 minutes (Score:1)
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Was a wolf like 15 minutes ago. Now Kirk Lewis.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:33 AM | Awesome (Score:1)
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I'm trying to be patriotic and Drupal's messing with my mind.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:38 AM | Are you guys serious (Score:1)
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All I am seeing is Kevin Grady

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:43 AM | what in the fuck (Score:1)
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now its a wolf

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:45 AM | Now it's a wolf on my computer... (Score:1)
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...all I did was refresh this post. Whatever.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:46 AM | kirk lewis (Score:1)
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still

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:49 AM | Still getting Kirk Lewis on (Score:1)
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Still getting Kirk Lewis on this end. Bizarre. On a side note, I hate each and every one of you in the US because I have work on Friday. These Japanese are just plain unpatriotic--I haven't seen ONE PERSON with an American flag in their lapel. Word is they are also secretly Muslims who question whether getting shot down in Vietnam qualifies someone for being Commander in Chief.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:52 AM | i love body paint (Score:1)
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especially the american flag variety strewn out over three topless blonds.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:59 AM | My genitals pledge allegiance to that flag (Score:1)
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USA!  USA!  USA!

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July 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 AM | There's nothing wrong with (Score:1)
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There's nothing wrong with America that can't be fixed with what's right with America-n, hot, blonds painting themselves like the flag. Speaking of what's wrong with America, on the Discovery Channel there is a documentary about rabbits and the narrator said "These baby rabbits will be having babies of their own in a few months." Goddamn shame. Babies having babies and flauntin it on the tv.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 AM | fireworks (Score:1)
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I lived in Hawaii for 3 years. The locals belive that firecrackers chase away evil spirits. Basically, you hear firecrackers for abour 36 straight hours on the 4th and New years.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 9:59 AM | How do you guys think Jay (Score:1)
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How do you guys think Jay Lehman celebrates the birth of our country? Any ideas?

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July 3rd, 2008 at 10:08 AM | J Leman doesn't celebrate the birth of our country. (Score:1)
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Our country celebrates the birth of J Leman.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 10:05 AM | Lehman and the 4th (Score:1)
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My guess is that it involves mullets, macro-brew beer in aluminum cans, possibly a monster truck, and guns shooting at fireworks. The scene was probably cut out of Team America.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 AM | Oddly enough.. (Score:1)
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the 4th of July isn't a big holiday here in the UK but i have a couple Uncle Sam hats and might have the boy whip up a "We Kicked ur Ass" banner, or maybe i'll just settle with sitting on the beach and drinking budweiser (it's in a red white and blue can!)while teaching these ppl how to bbq and make smores.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 AM | Nice picture of the Catch (Score:1)
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UKW, I have never seen that picture of Desmond's Catch prior to your avatar. The usual one is the SI shot from in front of him. Where did you locate that?

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July 3rd, 2008 at 10:20 AM | mjvancam (Score:1)
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I don't know where it came from, the boy found it. he does all the work, it's what i pay him for lol but if it's an unusual pic maybe he remembers where he got it, there might be more.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 AM | Jay Leman ingests pure (Score:0)
July 3rd, 2008 at 10:44 AM | I'm so glad (Score:1)
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you posted the food dye idea while i'm still sober/at work. If i were to have read that in about 12 hours, i fear that i would have tried it ending up with a light lavender colored poop

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July 3rd, 2008 at 11:07 AM | J Leman naturally craps Red, (Score:1)
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J Leman naturally craps Red, White, and Blue. They use it to make pure food-dye.

 Fixed your post.

@MJVan: Do a google image search and it should pop up, I have a copy of it and I get everything from Google.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 11:13 AM | Thanks, Ninja. (Score:1)
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Thanks, Ninja.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 11:18 AM | No problem man. If we don't (Score:1)
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No problem man. If we don't help you waste time at work who's gonna? Though maybe I should've made it more of a July 4th Eve scavenger hunt.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 12:47 PM | OK, lets name the best (Score:0)
July 3rd, 2008 at 1:03 PM | Request (Score:1)
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Ninja Football, MusketRebellion, and MRG - Could you guys please email me at wolverineliberation@gmail.com ?

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July 3rd, 2008 at 1:11 PM | Only if you promise to send (Score:1)
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Only if you promise to send me goat pron back. Just kidding I'm at work. Better make it donkey pron.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 3:08 PM | Go Vote (Score:1)
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Vote Michigan at SMQB for a full preview next week. Top article, comment section. Ignore my request that he also preview Western Kentucky.

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July 3rd, 2008 at 4:59 PM | Enjoy the 4th (Score:1)
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Enjoy the 4th. I'm going to try and have half the fun J. Lehman is going to have tomorrow. I guess that implies all of the beer, but none of food coloring.

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