Football: Uniform panic
Sweet fancy Moses.
There's a line-band-thing of the piping on the back. Someone shoot Phil Knight. The official site has an article headlined "New U-M Football Jerseys Blend Tradition, Technology" which means there's an iPod in there somewhere I guess. I'll probably get over this about ten seconds into the NIU game but right now this is an atrocity on the level of... well, not the Holocaust, but something pretty bad.