here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Football: Recruiting Board Updated
Update 7/26: Linked to Sam Young article. Removed S Pha'Terrell Washington (Maryland), CB Brian Brighton (we aren't recruiting him), OL Matt Carufel (dropped us), S Stephon Hampton (we shan't be needing sleeper safeties), CB Jovani Chappel (not listing us). Removed QBs Mike Hartline and Sean Hakes. The chances of us offering a quarterback without a current offer are very low. Removed RB Anthony Elzy and added FB Obi Ezeh.
Editorial Opinion: Mostly culling of guys who I put on a while ago after reading a single article somewhere and never heard about again or are real longshots to get an offer. Link here.