mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!
Football: OSU D'oh
Update: Yes, the entire purpose of this post was to get the "Skeete Skeete" joke off my chest.
Update II: BuckeyePlanet is having a collective coronary. My favorite: "Things are not good right now. It's just one thing after another for the last three years. When does it end?"
When does it end? You're Ohio State! It never ends.