"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
Football: CFN on Lloyd
Ask CFN starts off with a couple of UM questions. One answer contains this sentence: "Outside of being unable to stop Vince Young in the Rose Bowl and Ohio State's Troy Smith, what was so horrible with the Wolverine run defense?"
That's like asking "Outside of the Holocaust, what was so bad about Hitler?"
They also come down on the side of Carr in the epic Wolverine Fan Coach Battle, but since their self-esteem doesn't wax and wane with Michigan wins and losses you knew that already.