Rawls if he can hang onto it, I'd guesss
Finally: Tim Tebow OMG SHIRTLESS
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Around here, the above all-caps exclamation has turned into a sarcastic shorthand for a super blue-chip recruit. Lesser folk are said to be partially shirtless. It's a meme. And it all started in 2005 when Michigan was recruiting Tim Tebow and someone found the site because MGoBlog was the #1 hit for "Tim Tebow shirtless."
At the time Google couldn't provide anything racier than a shot of Tebow in his basketball uniform, but thanks to the Senior Bowl and a crafty, hits-mad editor at al.com, your long wait is ended, anonymous and creepy drive by from about four years ago.
Tim Tebow. OMG. Shirtless.
Was it worth it? Absolutely.
[Warning: Mount Cody also shirtless in that link. Scarring.]
January 26th, 2010 at 3:16 PM | 
Wait
Wait
January 26th, 2010 at 3:19 PM |
i havent been this flacid all
i havent been this flacid all
i havent been this flacid all day.
January 26th, 2010 at 5:17 PM |
I haven't had this much flatulence in years
I haven't had this much flatulence in years
I haven't had this much flatulence in years
January 26th, 2010 at 3:21 PM |
Tim
Tim
Much like Kramer when he was working for Calvin Klein Tim needs some Pectoral work to match his arms and shoulders. He looks a little out of proportion with those big meat hook arms and no chest.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:30 PM |
Probably sarcasm, but dude
Probably sarcasm, but dude
Probably sarcasm, but dude does bench like 400 pounds. If that doesn't do it for his pecs than I don't know what would. Maybe he needs to say trim so he doesn't sink in the water he's walking on.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:23 PM |
So, yeah,
So, yeah,
So, yeah, but what does his posterior look like?
January 26th, 2010 at 4:42 PM |
Jammie
Jammie
For the record, I've never picked cotton. But if that is the only way to have a Maize and Blue heart, then what am I doing on the other side of the country?
January 26th, 2010 at 3:24 PM |
Shirtless really brings out
Shirtless really brings out
Shirtless really brings out his wristbands.
I'm failing to promote an atmosphere of compliance.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:26 PM |
Caption Contest?
Caption Contest?
Skin.. So soft...Like that of an angel
Today in the town of Ann Arbor, a savior has been hired. And His name shall be called Hoke
January 26th, 2010 at 3:34 PM |
How about
How about
"I'm Sorry, Mr. Tebow, there is really no medical way to verify the virginity of a male."
Taking it one week at a time
January 26th, 2010 at 3:36 PM |
Thanks
Thanks
Thanks for the warning about the link and the shirtless pic of Cody. Too bad I was stupid and had to look and almost lost my lunch. What's his nicname, Mount Cody? How about Mud-slide or Flabalanche.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:36 PM |
Flabalanche FTW!
Flabalanche FTW!
Flabalanche FTW!
January 26th, 2010 at 3:37 PM |
Minimize?
Minimize?
I don't want to see that at the top of the page every time I go to mgoblog today.
Is there any way to have this post minimized to only the headline?
That way anyone who actually wants to see that can just click a link to it?
Its like my drive to type mgoblog into my address bar has been neutered...
January 26th, 2010 at 3:43 PM |
Embrace the OMG SHIRTLESS.
Embrace the OMG SHIRTLESS.
Embrace the OMG SHIRTLESS.
January 26th, 2010 at 5:25 PM |
Inner OMG Shirtless...
Inner OMG Shirtless...
I have, deep down inside, embraced the OMG SHIRTLESS...
However, I'm not sure my inner OMG SHIRTLESS is ready to come out to the rest of my office yet.
Help me be strong.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:50 PM |
From the looks of things
From the looks of things
From the looks of things Javier Arenas has already been minimized! You could put his cute little shredded self right in your pocket!
January 26th, 2010 at 3:43 PM |
The bearded guy does not seem
The bearded guy does not seem
The bearded guy does not seem to worry much about personal space...
"But it is better to live here in sackcloth and ashes than to own the whole state of Ohio."
-- Lafcadio Hearn
January 26th, 2010 at 3:44 PM |
Glorious. Mr. Football Jesus
Glorious. Mr. Football Jesus
Glorious. Mr. Football Jesus himself.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:48 PM |
Ah Cody!!
Ah Cody!!
He looks like a black Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.
Why in the hell did I look?
They mostly come at night... mostly.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:55 PM |
at last...another mgomystery revealed.
at last...another mgomystery revealed.
For the record, the girlfriend would have been better.
...Just sayin....
No radio. Nothing of value.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:34 PM |
gf - sorry if too big
gf - sorry if too big
January 26th, 2010 at 4:37 PM |
Wrong
Wrong
That's Lucy Pinder, British superwoman.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:41 PM |
you're right, I found the real GF
you're right, I found the real GF
January 26th, 2010 at 4:44 PM |
What's better than one wooden
What's better than one wooden
What's better than one wooden cross?
TWO WOODEN CROSSES!
This picture scares me though.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:39 PM |
FTR: I posbanged you for
FTR: I posbanged you for
FTR: I posbanged you for posting the picture anyways.
January 26th, 2010 at 9:05 PM |
FTR:
FTR:
I'd like to posbang her.
January 26th, 2010 at 5:01 PM |
Those
Those
are most definitely NOT too big.
...confidence is the stain they can't wipe off...
January 26th, 2010 at 9:59 PM |
I love you, Lucy
I love you, Lucy
Marry me.
They mostly come at night... mostly.
January 26th, 2010 at 3:58 PM |
This is Gay
This is Gay
please take it down, that shit is getting old.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:02 PM |
OH NOEZ! TEH GAYZ R TAKIN
OH NOEZ! TEH GAYZ R TAKIN
OH NOEZ! TEH GAYZ R TAKIN OVER!
If you don't find it humorous, just, you know, don't look at it.
Ann Arbor: now the permanent home of the Little Brown Jug
67-22-3 all-time
January 26th, 2010 at 4:26 PM |
Tim Tebow meets his worst career fears in Senior Bowl debut
Tim Tebow meets his worst career fears in Senior Bowl debut
From Dr. Sat (front page of Yahoo.com)
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Tim-Tebow-me...
"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt
January 26th, 2010 at 5:59 PM |
I'm paraphrasing the book
I'm paraphrasing the book
I'm paraphrasing the book Friday Night Lights here, but sometimes guys can just be good college players and not be good pros. There is nothing wrong with that, but the sooner people stop expecting Tebow to be a starting QB in the pros the better. Trot him out in short-yardage, line him up as H-Back, run some Heavy Wildcat variant, whatever, that works for him. But expecting a guy to suddenly perform like a pocket passer when, in his 4 years of college ball, he hasn't shown even an inkling of ability to be such a player, is crazy. I could see him being a good pro in a Miami Dolphin-type offense where he can run a little of the option, a little Wildcat, some short slants, etc. But he is a gimmick player at this point in the pros, and while that will never tarnish how good he was in college, trying to fit his square game into a round role is crazy.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:28 PM |
Thank God for Barwis
Thank God for Barwis
He'll never have an embarrassing product like Cody or Andre Smith (last year)*
*yes, I know these are 2 good players that we'd be lucky to have had, but think how much better they'd be with a proper S&C coach
January 26th, 2010 at 4:35 PM |
If you become a better person
If you become a better person
If you become a better person by just being in a room with Tim Tebow for 15 minutes, imagine how holy the guy who is touching his shoulder must be now.
Following this train of thought, giving Tim Tebow a handy is probably a one way ticket straight through the pearly gates.
January 26th, 2010 at 4:50 PM |
No words...
No words...
should've sent a poet...
January 26th, 2010 at 5:17 PM |
Something seems a little off
Something seems a little off
Something seems a little off about a bunch of young, largely in-shape men walking around on stage with their shirts off for a group of older men with laptops and video cameras.
Feels a bit like...HEAVEN!
January 26th, 2010 at 8:26 PM |
I feel for Brian
I feel for Brian
We really need some good news...or any news...for him to write about...It's slowly killing us all and driving us mad... LOL
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
January 27th, 2010 at 4:15 PM |
Seeing a picture of shirtless
Seeing a picture of shirtless
Seeing a picture of shirtless Tim Tebow is like looking in a mirror.
Does this mean that MGoBlog is no longer the #1 hit for "Tim Tebow shirtless"?
Ummm, why didn't I think before googling that myself? I'm pretty sure I'm on a list somewhere now. Ok, I'm pretty sure I'm higher on the list than I was a few minutes ago.