So, I'm reading the OSU Blue Ribbon team preview for OSU and it's all everybody great is returning except even better. And I'm all yeah, whatevahs. But then it's all, playing for likely BCS championship game for the 9th season in a row. And I'm all, yeah, yeah, try not to humiliate the conference again losers. I get down to the grades and it's all
Offense C (and I'm like woah!)
Special Teams B+ (like who cares!)
Defense C+ (and I'm all, is anyone proofing this?)
Intagibles A- (combine with special teams please!)
In an attempt to reconcile these odd grades I glanced at the only other Blue Ribbon panel I'd read--Notre Dame. I didn't remember ND getting all F's because that's the kind of thing a guy would remember! and low and behold I find ND is much better than OSU with a B- offense (look ma no blocking) and a B+ defense (TA-NU-TA must be some kind of awesome!!) Special teams and Intagibles don't matter so I don't remember them.
Internal consistency? Anything at all along those lines? Anything?
In between hitting return too much I keep checking to make sure I haven't made some grievous error and was reading Oklahoma State U or something. Do they have a Boeckman?