An "Endzone" Preview: Gimmicky Top Five Comment Count

Brian

51x6VEt8wdL._SX327_BO1,204,203,200_Hello. I badgered John Bacon for an advance copy of his new book BRANDON'S LASTING LESSONS , and John said to me "that is not the title of the book," and I said back to him "yes it is," to which he said "no it is not," and so forth and so on.

Several hours later he agreed to provide me one if I would, just once, say that the book's title is in fact "Endzone: The Rise, Fall, and Return of Michigan Football." The previous sentence has discharged that obligation.

Anyway, I tore through BRANDON'S LASTING LESSONS in a couple days. Bacon asked me what he should cut, and I said nothing, and then he said seriously, and I told him to restore various things that had already been cut. I am extremely unhelpful.

I asked Bacon if we could run an excerpt. He said yes, but we had to wait for the people who pay money to have their window of exclusivity. I said well what else can we run, then, and we settled on a Gimmicky Top Five list of book revelations. This is that list. Bacon's got the text between the dashes.

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1. Dave Brandon was highly controversial as an AD candidate.

Michigan had the luxury of choosing among three candidates who were experienced, successful Division I athletic directors with deep ties to Michigan. But President Coleman asked the committee to interview a fourth, less conventional candidate: Dave Brandon.

Because Coleman made it clear she wanted Brandon to be the next AD, one Regent asked why she didn’t just appoint him, but she insisted on having a search committee. The committee had trouble deciding who the most qualified candidate was, but not the least: Dave Brandon. More than one member of the search committee told more than one Regent that Brandon was the least impressive candidate on the list. Despite pushing back several times, the committee members finally acquiesced to Coleman’s wishes and picked Dave Brandon.

2. The 2011 pursuit of Jim Harbaugh was half-hearted at best.

Among insiders, it’s debated even now if Brandon really wanted Harbaugh to become Michigan’s next head coach in 2011. “I do believe Dave wanted Harbaugh,” one member of Brandon’s leadership team told me, “but he wanted Jim on his terms.”

Brandon waited six weeks after the Ohio State game to fire Rich Rodriguez, even though it would have benefitted almost everyone to make the decision sooner; he rarely contacted Harbaugh, and declined to visit Harbaugh in person—sending not Michigan’s highly paid search consultant Jed Hughes, either, but Hughes’s subordinate, a young man named Philip Murphy.

After Harbaugh signed with the 49ers, his friend Todd Anson asked Harbaugh if he really had been interested in the Michigan job. Harbaugh paused, then replied, “ I just wasn’t feelin’ the love.”

Hackett and others would take the opposite approach in 2014, to bring Michigan’s prodigal son home.

3. Will Hagerup and various other student athletes will vouch for Brandon forever.

Endzone starts following punter Will Hagerup from his official visit, when he decided minutes before driving back to Wisconsin to go back to Schembechler Hall and commit to Michigan. “I wanted to be there so badly, that I knew I was never going to leave.” He proved it by refusing to transfer even after three violations of the team’s drug test, which entailed working a brutal summer job in a steel mill to help pay for a semester of school himself. He straightened himself out, and persuaded Brandon to give him a fourth chance.

At the 2014 Bust, he told the audience, “I want to thank Dave Brandon, a guy who has my lifelong respect and allegiance. He stuck his neck out for me multiple times and believed in me.”

A majority of the football players and other student athletes supported Brandon, too, right to the end, not to mention top coaches like Red Berenson, Carol Hutchins and Bev Plocki.

4. The student government leadership drove circles around Hunter Lochmann.

One day after they won the election in 2013, student government leaders Michael Proppe and Bobby Dishell started taking on the department’s General Admission seating policy for students. They put their education in statistics and public policy to good use, while pulling endless all-nighters, to prove empirically that General Admission was not only deeply unpopular, it didn’t achieve Brandon’s stated goals of getting students to the games, and on time. In fact, their surveys and analysis were more thorough and incisive than anyone else’s – including the department’s – and they handled themselves with more professional aplomb than most of the department officials in this story.

“Look, I don’t know how to say this without sounding like a jerk,” Proppe told me, “but Hunter [Lochmann] and his group were not as sophisticated as we were about analyzing data. When I looked at this data for ten minutes on an Excel spreadsheet, I could figure out what the data really meant.”

During two dramatic public meetings, the idealistic duo convinced the faculty and Regents their conclusions had far more merit than the department’s, which cost Brandon crucial support.

5. Brandon sowed the seeds of his own destruction from day one.

Over his four-year tenure, Brandon removed the safeguards protecting Michigan from a public relations disaster, one by one—usually by letting experience staffers go, from equipment managers to sports information directors—until Michigan was finally exposed during the 2014 Minnesota game. ENDZONE explains what really happened before, during and after the hit on Shane Morris – including a marathon meeting that stretched from 8 a.m. Monday to 1 a.m. Tuesday. The outcome created a national embarrassment – one that was far more a PR problem than a medical one.

About twelve hours into the meeting, they called in former sports information director Dave Ablauf to the room. “I will not forget his answer,” one person in the meeting told me. “ ‘At this point, it doesn’t matter. You guys put a coach out there at noon, and you told him to keep telling them you were going to have a statement from Michigan officials as soon as he was done. That was seven hours ago.

“’We’re going to get roasted on this. But given all that, you might as well tell the truth. Not that it will help much.’”

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Bacon says that "[BRANDON'S LASTING LESSONS] tells the story of how the University of Michigan’s fundamental values were tested during the Brandon Era, and how the students, lettermen, alumni and campus leaders started a grass-roots effort to restore them – and succeeded, against long odds." That's true. After 300 pages of facepalm the last bits of the book are actually quite inspiring, as the Michigan community comes together and vows not to screw it up this time.

BONUS: Bacon has events coming up:

  • August 29th, Chicago, 12 PM: Bacon talks Endzone and takes questions at the Diag Bar & Grill. Following Bacon's appearance a panel of lettermen will do a Q&A.
  • September 1st, Ann Arbor, 7 PM: Bacon has as presentation and Q&A at Rackham auditorium on Michigan's campus.
  • He's also got a half-dozen dates set up through the fall around the midwest. Someone's let him into a cathedral for one of them.

I'll be at the Rackham one as a spectator. Say hi.

[EDIT: The lettermen panel is taking place on August 27th at Rockit Bar in Chicago. The book event at the Diag Bar & Grill is set for August 29th.]

Comments

hailtothevictors08

August 4th, 2015 at 7:54 PM ^

Not super well nor would I say we are friends. However, from my dealings with him, he was a genuine, good dude. Sure, he likes to party. Guess what, many athletes and students do as well. It doesn't make you a bad person who is unable to judge someone's character. I dislike Brandon as much as the next fan, but of the athletes I knew from the big sports, they all loved him and spoke as highly about him as possible.

Honk if Ufer M…

August 4th, 2015 at 9:18 PM ^

Is his character worse than the thousands of Michigan football players who've smoked weed before, concurrently and since him, but whom you don't know about? Or the hundreds of millions of American's who've smoked? Or the billions in the world? Is smoking weed a character flaw but drinking isn't? Is weed somehow worse than alcohol? Do you think there are more than a handful of current or past M football players that don't or didn't drink underage, which is more illegal than weed since there's no medical alcohol?

Alton

August 4th, 2015 at 2:21 PM ^

So what happened there that she (a) gave him the job that nobody wanted her to give to him and (b) gave him a lucrative contract extension as she was walking out the door?

Did it have something to do with the fact that he was a Regent when she was hired?  I have heard speculation that it might, but only that--speculation.

Honk if Ufer M…

August 10th, 2015 at 5:15 PM ^

She thought he had a cute brand. He thought she had a purty mouth. She liked to squeal like a pig. He promised deliverance in 30 minutes or less. She said show me your noid & I'll show you mine. He told her to quit drinking. She told him to go to bed. Schlissel told Dave; I suggest you find a new team. We will be fine without you...Have a happy life …

Then he hired Hacketbaugh.

The End.

mgoblue0970

August 4th, 2015 at 3:31 PM ^

I think there has been a fundamental lack of leadership at Michigan in the President's office and the AD for a long time now...

I've posted the same thing about MSC for years and got flamed for it... glad to see the people are not necessarily drinking the Kool Aid anymore.

Lee Bollinger: "prezbo" = "lochdogg"

Duderstadt (when I was an undergrad): Lowered standards and set the stage for two contentious periods regarding affirmative action.  Way to kick that can down the road until you've moved on huh Jimmy!?

In the Athletic Department:

Barnacle Bill Martin... gave us great facility upgrades and John Beilein but a whole lot of embarrassment otherwise.

Tom Goss: The Halo, fiscally irresponsible, Jamal Crawford.

 

It's been nice having the AD and President we have right now!!!

saveferris

August 4th, 2015 at 3:46 PM ^

Tom Goss was not responsible for The Halo, he was just the poor schmuck who had to answer for it, but he was a pretty shitty AD regardless.

What "whole lot of embarrassmment" did Bill Martin give us?  Aside from hiring Rich Rodriguez and that not going well, I always felt Bill did a pretty good job as AD.

Alton

August 4th, 2015 at 4:14 PM ^

It's not a question of when the plans were finalized.  The version that I have heard, from more than one source (also available on the internet), is that the design plans were important enough that ultimate approval had to come from the President's office, not the Athletic Director's office.

It was Lee Bollnger who approved the design incorporating the halo, not Tom Goss.

mgoblue0970

August 4th, 2015 at 6:34 PM ^

Good leaders stand up for what's right.  Goss was the leader of the department.  He should have had a private conversation with "prezbo" and said, "" this is complete shit."  If Goss did that and I didn't know about it, then I'll temper my enthusiasm for bashing the guy.

funkywolve

August 4th, 2015 at 4:55 PM ^

I think he gets shafted a little too much on here.  As you mentioned, he hired Beilein and started the facility upgrades, while also getting UM AD into the black, no?  On top of that he hired RR.  In the end the RR hire didn't work out, but at the time most people thought he had hit a home run.

lunchboxthegoat

August 4th, 2015 at 2:21 PM ^

I'm not an experienced CEO like Mr. Dave Brandon, sir but I can't fathom the purpose of a meeting that long on the heels of a crisis. Action (and statements) should be swift and definitive. You don't need a goddamn meeting to say "whoops, we fucked up, sorry dudes." I can't imagine what was said the other 16hrs and 45 minutes after they found a way to eloquently say that. I don't care who you are, there's nothing you're going to be able to say after that bad of a look to make it all better. You're just wasting everyone's time. What a pack of fucking clowns. 

HermosaBlue

August 4th, 2015 at 2:36 PM ^

Except that the defining characteristic of the Brandon Athletic Department was to never admit that they fucked up.  So I presume the meeting was 11 hours of Dave Brandon browbeating the medical staff to remove the word concussion from the press release, and 11 hours of the medical staff saying "we're not going to lie for you, asshole."

bringthewood

August 4th, 2015 at 2:46 PM ^

Most organizations have disaster recovery and crisis management plans in place to deal with well, crisis situations. So you actually give thought and plan how to respond ahead of time.

Remember the Exxon oil spill and how badly they screwed that up? Most companies spend time and effort on those things. But evidently not Dave and his flunky bunch Saturday morning cartoon watching butt kissing staff. 

UofM Die Hard …

August 4th, 2015 at 2:22 PM ^

gets my blood boiling all over again. We are going to look back at those years 10 years from now and realize the dark days we were in.

 

DB and LochDogg, just some huge piles right there.  

Erik_in_Dayton

August 4th, 2015 at 2:33 PM ^

...I am filled with great relief that this is all over with.  Last year was the most painful year of Michigan fandom I've experienced in more than 25 years of following the school's teams. 

I'm perfectly content at the thought of an 8 win - or even 7 win - season this year in which Michigan struggles on the field but not off it and in which the future is bright.  Hooray for 2015!

El Jeffe

August 4th, 2015 at 2:40 PM ^

I prefer Brian's title, not least because it's not clear to me that the book has much to say about either the rise or return of Michigan Football.