I did not make this headline up
How do you not look unimportant? How do you look important? Is that like when George looks really busy and frustrated every time his boss walks by?
I think you need a monocle. No one with a monocle doesn't look not unimportant.
I don't see what is disgusting me
Judging by the timestamps, I am guessing that the OP lost the race to be the first to post the Rivals 100 link, and this was his attempt to get this thread ignored.
The MGoBoard Law of Late Posts: The more insistent the "do not look here" edit, the more likely a sizable but undeterminate percentage of posters is to click on it.