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Dior Mathis
Seconded.
Thirded
Yeah I have to think that there is nothing a recruit likes more than some creepy stalker-esque freak hanging on every word some 17 or 18 year old kid types on the computer. Sarcasm.
Thirded
Creepy.
is it really that creepy if the facebook poster is himself still in high school? stupid... arguably. invasive and annoying... possibly (though Dior Mathis seems to not mind). creepy? i thought that label was reserved for any of us elder folk that facebook harrass high school kids.
Yeah, it's less creepy. It's still an invasion of Mathis's privacy, though (and just because he chose to respond nicely doesn't mean he isn't still weirded out by it).
revoke your intelligent internet user privileges. Go directly to 4chan. Do not pass DNS. Do not collect 200 packets.
You honestly took the time to not only write it on HIS wall but then POST it here.
"Look at me! Look at me! A high school kid wrote 'That would be sweet low-key!' on my Facebook page!"
I'm scared for you.
Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.
Well Ian Lundy, I see that you're in the Roslyn High School '11 network. That makes you 16 or 17, yeah?
chill out...stalker
Pot, meet kettle.
win
I didn't need to be friends with him to see his wall.
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in Invasion Of The Body Snatchers
FWIW, I think that posting on Dior's wall, as a high-schooler, is just sort of sad. Not creepy.
Not as creepy as, say, going onto Dior Mathis' wall to find the identity of a high school kid and posting it on a message board for the purpose of abusing him.
Unless this newly joined poster (as in today) is Tate himself, it is definitely crossing the line. Hopefully the response is something positive for us though.
My thoughts exactly, probably a vile one. Whenever I see something like that posted I check to see if poster joined today.
This site needs a one month membership requirement before you can start a forum topic. Also agreed this is creepy I'm friends with Tate but who on here isn't?Really?
I'm not. I find it very weird to be facebook friend with anyone who doesn't know me quite well, like if I ran into them at the grocery store he or she would come up and say hi.
That's usually how I use my facebook but so many people kept referencing to his page I added him eventually.
Wait. Facebook isn't for people that you want to be friends with so that you can alert them of your desire to be friends with them? I've been doing it wrong all along..
How long until we can take points away from people? I thought that functionality was coming soon...
What we have here, I believe, is one case in a terrifying, growing epidemic of social-networkia. This horrifying ailment causes young people today to believe that everyone on earth should be on an immediate first name, close sharing basis with everyone else, for any reason.
This is just stupid. Don't try and promote UofM to any recruits via facebook, because you're not helping any. Just try and learn from your mistake, and don't do this again.
is really bringing it today. +10
Yep, sounds good.
I mean, nothing sounds better than an NCAA violation.
there are hundreds of similarly creepy Michigan fans writing all over Tate, Ricardo's and who the fuck elses walls.
gets a ton of stuff every day too. All Michigan fans talking trash on Notre Dame.
I'm certain this will help our recruiting of Wood.
Um, except I'm not.
New. Favorite. Poster.
Only, not at all.
good work.
You are pathetic. The proper way to end posts about hyped up recruits and Michigan players is
DIOR OWN SHIT.
There. And, the idea that your message to a high school recruit is going to sway his mind as to where he will accept a college scholarship to play football is arrogant and naive. But, you're 16 or 17. You'll learn soon enough.
but, but Its so cool to fuck shit. Oh wait............
what kind of people posted that shit on recruits/players walls. Now I know it is Ian Lundy...
Everytime I see his name I think of Pamela Landy from the Bourne Trilogy and then Ryan Mundy the ex-michigan turned wva safety
is disturbing
I'm creeped the fuck out.
YES!
At the time of posting this, tate_the future has been a registered member for less than one hour. I can only imagine the posts we get in the future.
I advocated for this in the Wings/Pens game 7 thread when someone mentioned that the Wings were going to win: Can we please shut down the internet for like, an hour or two and figure things like this out before we get into messes like this thread.
...into writing...
later today he'll complain about Rich Rod's 3 star recruiting.
Then he'll complain that "nobody's talking" about Michael Shaw as a possible Heisman contender.
He'll complain about the old people at Michigan games.
Next post = Metallica.
Then, something about night games.
He'll hate the road Adidas jerseys, and say that the Maize jerseys you can buy on Rivals would look great!
He'll then start six threads today about the best Michigan positional players of all time.
Why don't more people talk about Michael Shaw for the Heisman? Dude is money.
It's funny that your fail post has a link to "URL NOT FOUND" haha.
Fail
You guys are right, Dior is being a major creeper
Groupie whore
I also want to use this opportunity to link one of my favorite posts of all time.
http://mgoblog.com/content/what-did-you-think
Yeah, I was thinking of that one a few days ago. Not sure why. People fucking scare me sometimes.
It does remind me however, that I don't use the phrase "Fuck. Shit. Up." nearly often enough in daily life, especially to compete strangers. So there's that.
...it's because you don't have it tattooed on your forearm like I do, brah.
I thought maybe this thread was going to say "Is considering committing soon." As the self-proclaimed judge due to my massive amount of points (which I also judge to make me a loser), I have decided to take away your posting priviledge! Only...if I had that ability, which I do not.
I too thought it was something relevant.. along the lines of a TomVH post. It has been quite amusing to read though.
Good god. I know you were trying to give us some info, but don't do that. What he said to you does not mean he will choose M. Leave him alone.
although the kid who posted the comment on dior's facebook probably will end up a registered sex offender and is ...tate forcier used a similar tactic when he tried to lure CA RB Brennan Clay to ann arbor via facebook
WTF!
You realize Tate and Brennan played on the same high school football team, right? They're good friends, you know that right? This so unbelievably different.
WTF?
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not really...its different but it still falls under the catagory of creepy facebook stalking. for the record, he asked random facebook goers to proclaim their love for Clay and beg him to renig on his oklahoma commitment.
Grammar check, you fail.
First of all, I know what you meant, but don't say renig. It's renege. Can you see what might be wrong with how you spelled it?
Secondly, it's equally creepy to facebook communicate with a complete stranger as it is to talk to a high school buddy? That doesn't add up to me.
Dude, you're on a roll today. Well done.
Btw, 303 user points, does that mean that you've replaced Brian as owner of the site?
Actually, MichFan1997 has me beat. But yes, I'm waiting for Brian to ask me on as a full time contributor. He'll be Leno and I'll be the bald guy on the keyboard.
and, as a disclaimer, i don't mean this as an insult, but what do you do? how do you have the time?
I spend a lot of my workday at a computer.
What does that make Michfan1997? Conan?
my mistake
I've posted this once, and I'll post it again -
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian_teen_has_sweaty_middle_aged.
But seriously, I hope this was a joke. These 16 and 17-year-old kids have enough to deal with beyond a bunch of overzealous fans commenting on their facebook walls. Leave that to Lane Kiffin, who hasn't violated NCAA regulations in the past 48 hours and needs to "keep Tennessee in the national news."
I know I can be moody, but there are some angry motherfuckers on this board. I'd say the facebook message was more of a dork-superfan move than "creepy stalker" as the sorority girls love to say. How about everyone chills the fuck out?
Not a bad point. Thank God I've got an almost full bottle of generic vicodin at home waiting for me. Yellowtail Shiraz and hydrocodone - now that's a recipe for chill.
Always seems like people do that to cool down from work. I just do it to deal with females. They drive me insane.
A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
Last night I "ruined" my girlfriend's shopping trip because I wasn't fun enough. And we were buying clothes for me. She bought me a shirt I didn't like, just to spite me.
Their brains are different than ours.
I prefer gin and juice. But seconded
But some perc's and NL#5 works better ;)
right!
I remember sorority girls using "skeevy" and "sketchy" to describe guys more so than creepy.
One word that will never die on Hill Street: "Random"
Well yeah, when you don't know her (his) name, Random is truly the best you can do.
nowadays, a guy/girl is a creeper, rather than 'is creepy'
Nouns>adjectives and all, ya know?
Why is there one underscore in the user name? Was "tate_the_future" AND "tate the future" both taken?
Eagerly awaiting a reply.
It's an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, nestled in a sesame seed bun of mystery.
Its the offseason...some of us just deal with it in ways that might get us banned from being around schools or chucky cheeses. I kind of want to see what this is like in fanbases like alabama or tOSU, you know, the toothless crazies.
no computers
...of Scotty from "Boogie Nights"?
I am dumbfounded at the notion that fans think that by visiting these kids' personal pages and leaving them messages, they're increasing the school's chances of getting a commitment. You are not.
That said, let's lay off the OP. Assuming that he/she is a McFarlin clone is unfair.
He is the new McFarlin.
Devil's advocate...
Generally, I find Facebook stalking to be creepy to the MAX.
But, if the OP really is only 16 or 17, I don't see how it's necessarily creepy. I mean, he's essentially writing on a peer's wall, even if it's someone he doesn't know. A little weird, but not creepy.
Dudebro, you are totally going to FUCK SHIT UP and be SUPER SWEET AWESOME. I love FOOTBALL and by FOOTBALL I of course mean superficially impressing athletes over the internet to compensate for my poor physical fitness and crippling lack of friends. Maybe once I graduate from Washtenaw CC I can come over to your house and you can take a DUMP ON MY FACE because I LOVE THAT SORT OF THING.
Sorry, that could have been far more constructive.
1. Don't do that.
2. If you do it, don't brag about doing it.
3. Stop doing it.
88 replies? Great googly moogly!
"That thang is juicy."
you finally got an avatar. Now I'll be able to more easily detect which posts are going to be full of dumb. haha, just kidding.
He must play slot.
hey maybe you should all lighten up on the kid. Nobody likes a hater!
Speaking of which, i think Michigan will still go 11-1, of course losing to the Ohio State Buckeyes due to their oozing talent.
LONG LIVE TATE
So much random.
All it needs is for THE KNOWLEDGE to drop some... well.. you know...