Dior Mathis

are an absolute idiot

Creepy.

revoke your intelligent internet user privileges. Go directly to 4chan. Do not pass DNS. Do not collect 200 packets.

You honestly took the time to not only write it on HIS wall but then POST it here.

"Look at me! Look at me! A high school kid wrote 'That would be sweet low-key!' on my Facebook page!"

I'm scared for you.

Why don't you sit this next one out, stop talking for a while.

Well Ian Lundy, I see that you're in the Roslyn High School '11 network. That makes you 16 or 17, yeah?

Unless this newly joined poster (as in today) is Tate himself, it is definitely crossing the line. Hopefully the response is something positive for us though.

How long until we can take points away from people? I thought that functionality was coming soon...

What we have here, I believe, is one case in a terrifying, growing epidemic of social-networkia. This horrifying ailment causes young people today to believe that everyone on earth should be on an immediate first name, close sharing basis with everyone else, for any reason.

This is just stupid. Don't try and promote UofM to any recruits via facebook, because you're not helping any. Just try and learn from your mistake, and don't do this again.

is really bringing it today. +10

Yep, sounds good.

I mean, nothing sounds better than an NCAA violation.

there are hundreds of similarly creepy Michigan fans writing all over Tate, Ricardo's and who the fuck elses walls.

New. Favorite. Poster.

Only, not at all.

good work.

You are pathetic. The proper way to end posts about hyped up recruits and Michigan players is

DIOR OWN SHIT.

There. And, the idea that your message to a high school recruit is going to sway his mind as to where he will accept a college scholarship to play football is arrogant and naive. But, you're 16 or 17. You'll learn soon enough.

but, but Its so cool to fuck shit. Oh wait............

what kind of people posted that shit on recruits/players walls. Now I know it is Ian Lundy...

is disturbing

At the time of posting this, tate_the future has been a registered member for less than one hour. I can only imagine the posts we get in the future.

I advocated for this in the Wings/Pens game 7 thread when someone mentioned that the Wings were going to win: Can we please shut down the internet for like, an hour or two and figure things like this out before we get into messes like this thread.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SRM2-wJJD1I/AAAAAAAAA6w/8LjqYq-

You guys are right, Dior is being a major creeper

Groupie whore

I also want to use this opportunity to link one of my favorite posts of all time.
http://mgoblog.com/content/what-did-you-think

It does remind me however, that I don't use the phrase "Fuck. Shit. Up." nearly often enough in daily life, especially to compete strangers. So there's that.

I thought maybe this thread was going to say "Is considering committing soon." As the self-proclaimed judge due to my massive amount of points (which I also judge to make me a loser), I have decided to take away your posting priviledge! Only...if I had that ability, which I do not.

Good god. I know you were trying to give us some info, but don't do that. What he said to you does not mean he will choose M. Leave him alone.

although the kid who posted the comment on dior's facebook probably will end up a registered sex offender and is ...tate forcier used a similar tactic when he tried to lure CA RB Brennan Clay to ann arbor via facebook

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not really...its different but it still falls under the catagory of creepy facebook stalking. for the record, he asked random facebook goers to proclaim their love for Clay and beg him to renig on his oklahoma commitment.

my mistake

I've posted this once, and I'll post it again -
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/asian_teen_has_sweaty_middle_aged.

But seriously, I hope this was a joke. These 16 and 17-year-old kids have enough to deal with beyond a bunch of overzealous fans commenting on their facebook walls. Leave that to Lane Kiffin, who hasn't violated NCAA regulations in the past 48 hours and needs to "keep Tennessee in the national news."

I know I can be moody, but there are some angry motherfuckers on this board. I'd say the facebook message was more of a dork-superfan move than "creepy stalker" as the sorority girls love to say. How about everyone chills the fuck out?

Why is there one underscore in the user name? Was "tate_the_future" AND "tate the future" both taken?

Eagerly awaiting a reply.

Its the offseason...some of us just deal with it in ways that might get us banned from being around schools or chucky cheeses. I kind of want to see what this is like in fanbases like alabama or tOSU, you know, the toothless crazies.

...of Scotty from "Boogie Nights"?

I am dumbfounded at the notion that fans think that by visiting these kids' personal pages and leaving them messages, they're increasing the school's chances of getting a commitment. You are not.

That said, let's lay off the OP. Assuming that he/she is a McFarlin clone is unfair.

He is the new McFarlin.

Devil's advocate...

Generally, I find Facebook stalking to be creepy to the MAX.

But, if the OP really is only 16 or 17, I don't see how it's necessarily creepy. I mean, he's essentially writing on a peer's wall, even if it's someone he doesn't know. A little weird, but not creepy.

Dudebro, you are totally going to FUCK SHIT UP and be SUPER SWEET AWESOME. I love FOOTBALL and by FOOTBALL I of course mean superficially impressing athletes over the internet to compensate for my poor physical fitness and crippling lack of friends. Maybe once I graduate from Washtenaw CC I can come over to your house and you can take a DUMP ON MY FACE because I LOVE THAT SORT OF THING.

Sorry, that could have been far more constructive.

1. Don't do that.
2. If you do it, don't brag about doing it.
3. Stop doing it.

88 replies? Great googly moogly!

He must play slot.

hey maybe you should all lighten up on the kid. Nobody likes a hater!
Speaking of which, i think Michigan will still go 11-1, of course losing to the Ohio State Buckeyes due to their oozing talent.

LONG LIVE TATE

So much random.

All it needs is for THE KNOWLEDGE to drop some... well.. you know...