(The following did not actually happen.)
DiFilippo: "Hello coach, we're looking for a new HC here at BC and we'd like to interview you for the job. As you know, we have set the precedent for all college football coaching hiring that (as soon as you agree to this interview) you will be immediately fired by your current AD."
Coach A: "Uh, huh."
DiFilippo: "So, when can we schedule that interview?"
Coach A: click