If this happens, I may turn in my fancard. I'm completely serious. I can take all the dong punches, but neutering the most important game in sports (outside of Glasgow) is just too much.
"The University of Illinois is also in turmoil. The university sports an Interim Chancellor, an Interim Athletic Director, and an Interim Football Coach; the game will be played at Soldier Field, making this an Illini Interim Home Game."