Hey, mabye we should give a proper burial to the "Otter" moniker seeing as he is now blue again. Saying the dreaded name Will Campbell can no longer be considered a bad thing, save for those opposing offenses who will have to face the man/child/merciless beast! (hoping that he now lives up to his hype) So maybe we should like eulogize the Otter and learn to once again embrace "Big Willy." or...or maybe Big Will The QB Slayer...Yes?...No?...wait, I have more.
The death of the Otter
The Otter might stick.......It will be hard to let go of as it is kind of an Mgoblog underground thing that I can see being said on ABC by Keith Jackson in the Rose Bowl. Yes, I said Rose Bowl.(If Keith would come back and do one game, I would want it to be our next Rose Bowl)
I can see the name sticking too. I just want the guy to have a name that strikes fear into opposing offenses. Like Serial QB killing OL nutsack crushing Otter...hmmmmm Otter just doesn't fit, see? Maybe if we cross breed the otter with the Wolverine...yes?...no?....
The Otter does not have an intimidating ring. But the Wolverotter kind of does. It is now 1:46am. I should really go to bed.
Have a good night. Wolverotter. Yeah, sounds just dingy enough to work...
With a dude that big, he really doesn't need an intimidating name. I will continue to call him the Otter, at least in these circles where people will know what the hell I'm talking about.
He will smash Terrelle Pryor's skull like a clam on his tummy!
William should remain as Otter. The other members of the front 7 should have these names as wel: Bluto, Pinto, Boon, Flounder, D-Day, and Stork.