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Dear Diary, The Worst is Over

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Gentleman-Caller

A whole lot of "defense will be better" diaries this week. Rather than steal their thunder, HIT PLAY to listen to my favorite song off my favorite album of all time, and once the strings and charts come in, start clicking things. (Mp3 courtesy of band's official page)

Dear Diary,

Your gentleman caller


Well, he's been calling on another
He loves his forbidden fruit

And as it dribbles down his chin
He cries:

"Baby I've been drinking with some friends now how about a little kiss"

Bad boy
Rub his nose in it, what a mess

And he's playing dumb
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

I'm not looking for a lover
All those lovers are liars
I would never lie to you

wheel_01_04

You say you wanna get even
Yeah you wanna get your bad man good
Well, are you in the mood?

You bad girl
Does it feel good
Being bad? and get worse
do do do do do do do do

ohio-state-vs-michigan-Small

069-thw10071

SYRACUSE ROBINSON

But in the morning
On the sober dawn of Sunday
You're not sure what you have done

doc4d23ba7577a354514901601

Who told you love was fleeting?
Sometimes men can be so misleading
To take what they need from you

BradyHokeUniversityMichiganIntroducesvG82pc9qIIml

Whatever you need to make you feel
Like you've been the one behind the wheel
The sunrise is just over that hill

DAVE-BRANDON-2-thumb-590x424-67055

The worst is over.

image

Whatever I said to make you think
That love's the religion of the weak

IMG_2858

This morning we love like weaklings
The worst is over.

indexiemichieganie

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

The worst is over.

GERG

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

The worst is over.

bad_defense_change

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  • NCAA Scoring Defense: 108th
  • Rushing Defense: 95th, but that's just to set up the…
  • Passing Defense: 112th
  • Turnovers Gained: T-77th
  • 3rd Down: 95th
  • Red Zone: 87th
  • Fremeau: 108th

The worst is over.

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July 20th, 2011 at 9:28 PM | I think you should have titled... (Score:4 Normal)
MGoShoe
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...this one:

Dear Diary is...

LSA '89 - MBB Natl Champions, Big 10/Rose Bowl Champions | @MGoShoe

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July 21st, 2011 at 12:27 AM | Dear Diary is Emo (Score:2 Normal)
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You have to have, uh, interesting taste in music to write for this site.

"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk

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July 20th, 2011 at 9:28 PM | most excellent work (Score:1)
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the sky's the limit...

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July 20th, 2011 at 9:32 PM | I prefer "the recluse" (Score:1)
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Joined: 10/29/2009
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Both as a song and as a metaphor for my relationship with UM football recently:



Awake, alone, in a woman's room I hardly know (RR)

I'm not that desperate, oh no, oh god, I am (the week after toledo)

Why do I start what I can't finish? (every game vs top 25)

You're in my web now. (watching the gator bowl)

2013 resolution - make it onto the 2014 favorite MGoPosters post, not ironically
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July 20th, 2011 at 9:34 PM | You could say I had to play (Score:1)
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You could say I had to play it off as stigmata for crossover fans...some red-handed sleight of hand.

(Blogger alias: "Misopogon") This team is under construction. We thank you for your patience.

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July 20th, 2011 at 9:48 PM | I think that MGoBlog's (Score:1)
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Annual Legal bandwidth dedicated to cursive has been exceeded in one evening.



I "get" the first half of gentleman caller, i just don't enjoy listening to it. The second half though...

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July 20th, 2011 at 9:38 PM | You could've used Art is Hard (Score:1)
Kal
Joined: 07/10/2008
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You could've used Art is Hard as well. Just substitute the word Defense for Art. Haven't listened to Cursive in a loooong time.

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July 20th, 2011 at 10:34 PM | posted from iPhone (Score:1)
SoCalWolverine
Joined: 08/17/2010
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I miss good cursive like Art is Hard and Domestica...ahh those were the days!

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July 20th, 2011 at 10:08 PM | That picture of Michigan DL and tsio OL annoys me (Score:1)
UMxWolverines
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Can we both play in normal uniforms for once? And can we please get rid of the stupid yellow stripe?

"Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off"

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July 20th, 2011 at 10:14 PM | tags (Score:1)
tbliggins
Joined: 06/30/2008
MGoPoints: 26

I love that there is now a tag for 'the ugly organ'.

 

Also, 1000 cocktails to you, sir, for that photoshop. Well earned.

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July 20th, 2011 at 10:53 PM | tim kasher was at the blind (Score:2)
kurpit
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tim kasher was at the blind pig not terribly long ago, i believe. wish i could have made it even though i haven't listened to his solo album yet. 2003/04 were all about cursive and the good life.

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July 20th, 2011 at 11:00 PM | Cursive used to describe (Score:1)
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Cursive used to describe michigan football is the reason I read mgoblog.  well done.

 

 

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July 21st, 2011 at 12:27 AM | Oh man cursive married with (Score:1)
uvadula
Joined: 08/08/2010
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Oh man cursive married with michigan football.. Never thought I'd see the day

That was a rough period but we're Staying Alive

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July 21st, 2011 at 7:00 AM | GERG the White (Score:2)
GunnersApe
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May his memory fade as quick as fucking possible.

Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.

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July 21st, 2011 at 7:51 AM | This was amazing. (Score:1)
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Maybe the best thing I've ever seen here.  Great job, sir.

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July 21st, 2011 at 8:53 AM | (Score:1)
bronxblue
Joined: 11/22/2008
MGoPoints: 12618

Great stuff!

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July 21st, 2011 at 9:35 AM | Dude, photos of GERG should (Score:2 Normal)
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Dude, photos of GERG should never be posted on MGBlog again.  It's like a beautiful former girlfriend who cruelly dumped you -- she can be mentioned (preferably obliquely) but photos should never be shown.  Similarly, we have been able to put GERG behind us, finally, with difficulty.  So no pictures.  Please.

 

"Football is happening at Michigan... we have that savoir faire."  Dhani Jones

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July 21st, 2011 at 10:30 AM | Eh... (Score:1)
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More like a girlfriend you only dated because you were desperate and eventually dumped because you realized she was making your friends laugh at you.  And now the memory lives in the "what the Hell was I thinking?" area of your brain.  Yet you don't talk all that much smack about her because she never did anything wrong; she just wasn't good enough for you.

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July 21st, 2011 at 11:18 AM | I look at those picture pages (Score:1)
ReadYourGuard
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I look at those picture pages and I look at Greg Robinson and my inner rage starts to bubble with disgust.  Son of a bitch we were an embarrassment on defense.  If I never see anything like that again in my lifetime, I will die happy.

"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost
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July 21st, 2011 at 12:37 PM | GERG (Score:2)
entirely reasonable
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I can't help but think of the Willard/Kurtz exchange anytime I see GERG...

“ They told me that you had gone totally insane and that your methods were unsound.”

“ Are my methods unsound?”

“ I don’t see any method at all, sir.”

 

"Play hard and with great effort"

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July 21st, 2011 at 12:39 PM | I thought this was amazing. (Score:1)
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That is all.

For the record, I'm not a eugenicist.
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July 21st, 2011 at 2:03 PM | I thought that this was unnecessary and old, but (Score:1)
champswest
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maybe it is just me.

"I hate losing more than I like winning." - Zack

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July 21st, 2011 at 2:03 PM | The line graph with Texas, (Score:1)
MIdocHI
Joined: 11/08/2009
MGoPoints: 242

The line graph with Texas, Syracuse, Michigan and GERG summarizes the situation perfectly as it is elegant and devastating.

Team 132: 11-2.  Tremendous

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July 21st, 2011 at 3:26 PM | Sigh! (Score:1)
cloudman@mac.com
Joined: 09/01/2009
MGoPoints: 39

Let's get this petulant nostalgia behind us.  I would be interested in ten years to hear from Coaches Mattison and Hoke about the scene that they found.  However, confidence and other intangibles make a big difference, and GERG seems to be on the short end of the stick there.

Let us look forward to better times and brighter fortunes.

No comment on the music, Mr. Misopogen, but far be it for me to rain on your parade.  Cheers and good luck!

 

Knowing is not enough, you must apply; willing is not enough, you must do.

-Bruce Lee

 
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