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Seth

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What is it, bolded collective subconscious of the board?

NEW ROAD JERSEY!!!

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Somewhere a man in the employ of Hackenberg is forcibly holding down an Adidas designer who is clutching several yards of yellow piping and screaming "Bitte! Bitte lassen sie nur ein wenig auf den schultern! Biiiiiiiitte!"

In which we are all Pritchard. This one-off diary by dragonchild is an extremely allegorical example of how Harbaugh quarterbacks operate:

Late in the fourth quarter, down a TD, Pritchard was facing 4th and 20.  Harbaugh's calling in the play.  And then this happens:

"I just remember being across the field, and [Harbaugh] yelling something to me. And I don't remember being able to hear it. . . I knew there could only be a couple of things, so I went back to the huddle, and I was like, 'OK, here's what we're going to do.'"
-Tavita Pritchard, Stanford backup QB

Let that sink in:  In Stanford's do-or-die play of the game, their unheralded backup QB didn't have Harbaugh to tell him what to do.

There really are only a couple things any team but an Air Raid can call upon for such a long situation. This has been a repetitive theme going back to his recruiting for his dad's Western Kentucky program while still in the NFL: Harbaugh likes smart guys. His smart guys are confident in their own intelligence, and use that brain to make a lot of pre-snap reads. Pritchard wasn't a Harbaugh recruit, but he was a highly regarded drop-back recruit who got into Stanford. So in that regard the offense is complex.

What Pritchard means, and how it compares with Borges, is rather than all those magnificent Borges west coast routes, Harbaugh uses only a handful of route/blocking combinations so the QB will have practiced where certain receivers will be until he has an innate feel for that. Often a Harbaugh QB comes to the line with three of those combinations ready, and calls the one they'll use based on how the defense is lined up. This frees up the QB to focus on things like pass rushers and coverages after the snap. He can also tell the backs to stay in if he catches a blitz coming. Luck and his fullbacks would often vamp that route during the play based on whatever the linebackers did. The receivers have look-back points planned in their routes, so for example if he's running a post, before that cut inside the WR will look back for a quick seam.

I've made this comparison before but I think it's a good analogy: If Borges is conducting an orchestra, Harbaugh's offense is more like jazz musicians jamming.

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...with a death metal vocalist.

In case you're too cheap to buy HTTV alum96 has been previewing all of Michigan's opponents in some order that might be ascending interest. I like that he has a section specifically geared to how Michigan matches up. Expect to have these linked in the previews this season but here's what he's done so far:

Utah (new), Oregon State, UNLV, BYU, Maryland (new), Northwestern, Michigan State(new), Minnesota, Rutgers, Indiana, Penn State (new), Ohio State

For those of you who still care about the Big Ten West even though for all intents and purposes they're as affiliated with Michigan as any Pac Ten team used to be*, Brhino did a quick rundown including the next time we play thing.

*[IE we schedule two of them per year and if we have a really really good season we get to play their champion afterwards. ]

This used to happen (it still happens). Before the USS Michigan went deep, John Baxter told reporters he's mad Michigan hasn't returned a field goal block for a touchdown. WD went and found all the INT and fumble returns for a TD in recorded M history. I tried plotting those—the light blue line is the five-year running total and says something:

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If you correct for fewer plays per game in the 20th century the rate of returns since the 1990s is on par with the 1970s Bo teams. This is way too small a sample to draw real conclusions, but man the 1980s were a drought. I bet the fumble returns are up across the game because more tackles happen in space—a dropped bubble screen is a lateral fumble just waiting to be turned into six points by the defense, unless the crap refs from the trash tornado game blow it dead ARGH.

Wrong All 22. Lunchboxthegoat made a silly list of the best starters he saw play in college, for any team. Do Michigan, man! Here's a starting 24 I'd make out of a pool of guys I remember watching AND knew enough to make my own judgments.

QB RB Flanker Split End Slot Tight End
Henson Wheatley Braylon Terrell Desmond Shea
Tackle Guard Center Guard Tackle Kicker
Long Hutchinson Molk Baas Lewan Remy
SDE DT NT WDE SAM MLB
B. Graham Martin Renes Woodley JMFR Harris
HSP FCB BCB FS SS Punter
Woodson Law L. Hall Marlin Kovacs Zoltan

I did this Draftageddon style, ie I get to decide what style to slot these guys into. Drew over Denard because man if the option was part of Michigan's playbook back then he'd have been legendary instead of just really really good for one year. Likewise I'm using Woodson in the slot because that's what he'd be today. Having to use Marlin as my free safety tells you all you need to know about safeties in my time.

Now I want to do a Draftageddon of Michigan players.

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Tuebor ("I will defend," from the state flag) is the first-person singular future active indicative of "tueor", which means Latin has too many tenses. By UMProud.

Etc. jonvalk made a 1969-style schedule for this year. The full 1981 Bo feature is found again, still gold. Tons of numbers but I'll wait for the formatting to be fixed before we highlight, Forciers gonna QBForce. Statistical model makes NFL playcalling as predictable as a Hoke offense. There is no QB drama, Liz. EMU is rebranding as Oregon 2010. This is a case example of things from the past which should be left there.

YOUR MOMENT OF ZEN:

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Comments

Seth

August 14th, 2015 at 2:35 PM ^

I thought about Steele but if I'm making Renes the NT I want a penetrating unblockable monster at DT. Brandon Graham is safe. So really it came down to Steele and Martin, or if I should slide Martin back to nose so I can insert Steele.

I'll fight you re: Shea/Tuman. Maybe Tuman's a better inline TE, but Shea you can put anywhere in the backfield or on the line and he's such a ridiculously good blocker it's like having a free pulling guard who can appear in any part of the running game, for just a moderate dropoff from Tuman's pass catching. Shea.

IndyBlue90

August 14th, 2015 at 2:49 PM ^

I have to applaud how apt your comparison to music is. I particularly liked it as I am a professional classical and jazz musician and my older brother is guitarist who plays a wide variety of Metals (death is the most familar but their are more versions of metal than you could ever know).  

To further you analogy, in an orchestra if one person screws up, it is likely going to be very obvious and possibly wreck the intent of the music. Jazz on the other hand, can take one person's mistake and make it into a beautiful thing. I guess Denard is kind of jazz in that way. 

beangoblue

August 14th, 2015 at 2:55 PM ^

As a former jazz student myself, this is spot on. My teacher used to tell us that in jazz, no matter what note you play, you're only 1 step/note away from the right note. Don't acknowledge your mistake, just pretend like you meant it to be that way. That always stuck with me for some reason.

dragonchild

August 14th, 2015 at 5:58 PM ^

. . . is that orchestral pieces are often highly scripted.  They certianly take a great deal of technical skill to perform, but the way it's done is the orchestra channeling the imagination of the composer and conductor.  Sound familiar?  Only one problem when comparing to football:  In football, Borges' symphony has to face a defense.  The more they play it, the easier it is for defenses to memorize the sequence and jump it like a horde of crazed groupies.

This is why it helps to have players who can jam (and I don't mean press coverage).  Learning to make your own music is an entirely different set of techniques, but it means everything you do will be unique in its own way.  The defense can't just look at Norfleet and go, "Oh, we watched this music video already, it's called Jet Sweep."

dragonchild

August 14th, 2015 at 6:07 PM ^

Thanks for putting me in.

I'm aware that there really aren't many possibilities for a 4th-and-20, but the purpose of the allegory wasn't so much to highlight the structure of the schemes so much as the pre-game prep.  In other words, while I was writing about Pritchard, I was thinking about Russell Bellomy (vs. Nebraska) and Shane Morris (vs. Minnesota).

The way Hoke/Borges neglected their backups while insisting everyone follow orders to the letter, if either was in Pritchard's situation where they couldn't hear the playcall, the only outcome I can imagine is a delay-of-game penalty as the deer-in-the-headlights QBs aren't given the autonomy by HelicopterDaddyCoach to decide for themselves what to do.  Because they weren't even trusted to call fucking audibles with 9 defenders on the line.

It's not that "double go" was a genius playcall by Pritchard, but if they failed to covert the game was effectively over, yet under that immense pressure and without the coach, the QB had the green light to do what he had to do, and did fine.  Harbaugh uber alles.

brick9

August 14th, 2015 at 5:47 PM ^

I like Kovacs about as much as the next fan but not over Marcus Ray. Marcus Ray had to be in the secondary somewhere. Alan Branch at DT over Mike Martin.

Drbogue

August 14th, 2015 at 8:17 PM ^

I'd take Long over Lewan and Ray over Kovacs. And where's Sam Sword? Man the stadium announcer calling him "swwword " all those years was epic



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dnak438

August 15th, 2015 at 5:35 PM ^

They don't have a simple past tense! It's stupid. This is why, among other things, ancient Greek is manifestly a superior language.

But actually English has TWO future active indicative tenses (not counting the future perfect), the simple and the progressive (or continuous), as in "I will defend" and "I will be defending." Latin compresses those into one: tuebor stands for both a simple future and a progressive future.

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