A bit of tongue in cheek humor from the new DC's recent interview- of course, I wish the lad all the best...
"I'm very pleased that Rich (Rodriguez) wanted to give me an opportunity."
Translation- Whose your snake oil daddy salesman now bitch.
"I wanted to coach," he said. "My wife and I sat down and talked about it. I decided that if I could find another job in college that was really exciting for me, then I would stay in college."
Translation- I haven't had sex in a very, very long time. Nobody wants to bang a loser.
"I found that my wife Laura and I kind of gravitated toward Rich and (his wife) Rita," Robinson said. "We kind of hit it off.
Translation- I look forward to cold Michigan evenings, just a few glasses of wine, a hot tub and who knows....!
"I'd like to be very involved," Robinson said. "We need a full staff of people going at it, and I want to help in any way I can."
Translation- I prefer a supervisory role.
"Everybody has both, so there will be an evaluation process to get a feel for that."
Translation- My masters degree in stating the obvious will serve me well.