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Day Of Legal Fun Continues: Frank Clark's Turn
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Zero details on this yet but a Frank Dominick Clark shows up on a 14th District Court preliminary exam list with a charge of "Home Invasion" in the second degree:
CR-W-12-0000797 FH
CLARK, FRANK DOMINICK
PRELIMINARY EXAM - JG SHELTON
LEWIS, DOUGLAS ECount:
001
HOME INVASION - 2ND DEGREE
Slight possibility this might be some other Frank Clark—google did not turn up confirming evidence of his middle name—but there were some rumors going around some weeks back about Clark being in some sort of trouble so the chances this is a mixup are very low.
The charge is serious…
(6) Home invasion in the second degree is a felony punishable by imprisonment for not more than 15 years or a fine of not more than $3,000.00, or both.
…but is probably similar in nature to the Marvin Robinson issue that drew an identical charge and is in the process of turning into a misdemeanor of some variety.
UPDATE: Hoke confirms it's that Frank Clark. Indefinite suspension, wait for outcome, etc. Also this is what he allegedly did:
Frank Clark is accused of stealing a MacBook Air from Stockwell Hall, according to police.
I don't think he should have allegedly done that.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:18 PM | 
You've gotta be kidding me.
You've gotta be kidding me.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:43 PM |
...
...
This is precisely why you don't schedule really hard games to open the season. Players do dumbass stuff during the offseason and have a ton of time to do it. You should assume that you'll have to suspend at least one or two starters for the first game, so you might as well schedule a cupcake.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:51 PM |
But you're playing another
But you're playing another
But you're playing another team. By your logic, they will also have one or two starters suspended. Unless you're implying that Michigan is worse than others.
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:58 PM |
Alabama does not arrest their
Alabama does not arrest their
Alabama does not arrest their players. They just take them to Saban's front porch.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:24 PM |
Replying here so people will
Replying here so people will
Replying here so people will see:
Frank Clark is accused of stealing a MacBook Air from Stockwell Hall, according to police.
"It would be a travesty, it would be ridiculous to all of a sudden come back and get the feeling back, get the health back, feel good again and then all of a sudden go throw some other colors on my shirt and go coach."
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:35 PM |
The hell was he doing in
The hell was he doing in
The hell was he doing in Stockwell? Isn't that place still girls only?
Edit:
Derp, not since the 2009 rennovation. My bad. Coed now.
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:35 PM |
Not since the renovation in
Not since the renovation in
Not since the renovation in 2010ish
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:36 PM |
If accusations turn out to be
If accusations turn out to be
If accusations turn out to be true: Fucking idiot. These kids have so much to lose. How hard is it not to steal a Macbook? Or drive drunk for that matter.
July 23rd, 2012 at 5:25 PM |
Expensive taste
Expensive taste
Evidently he has more expensive taste than Marvin Robinson.
Keep the change ya filthy animal.
July 23rd, 2012 at 5:36 PM |
What the fuck
What the fuck
You stealing a MacBook fo? All kidding aside, of both are indeed guilty, Hoke.needs to set a precedent and suspend at least 2-3 games for titz and Clark should get a few more than that, if not dismissed.
Denard Robinson......They're not going to catch him!
July 23rd, 2012 at 7:28 PM |
please don't suspend titz.
please don't suspend titz.
please don't suspend titz. that would ruin my life.
For the strength of the pack is the Wolv, and the strength of the Wolv is the pack.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:27 PM |
Theft is not equivalent to a DUI
Theft is not equivalent to a DUI
I make no excuses for a DUI, but that can be a misjudgement on your level of intoxication. Stealing someone's laptop is a choice. That said, sometimes "borrowing" can become stealing when the person/insitution who loaned it gets PO'd. Once the court case plays out, it turns out that Clark stole the laptop he should be off the team. Period.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:20 PM |
Where the hell is the
Where the hell is the
Where the hell is the accountability for one's actions? This is embarrassing.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM |
Don't use google, use the umich.edu directory
Don't use google, use the umich.edu directory
July 24th, 2012 at 10:21 AM |
Nice work
Nice work
The directory is useful.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:21 PM |
Double dukes!
Double dukes!
Double dukes!
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:23 PM |
What the hell? How hard is
What the hell? How hard is
What the hell? How hard is it to stay out of trouble?!?
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:39 PM |
Unreal
Unreal
Unreal... I hope that old saying, "Trouble comes in Threes" is just an old superstition.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:23 PM |
awwww
awwww
HAMBURGERS!
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:23 PM |
Man what a shitty Monday.
Man what a shitty Monday.
Man what a shitty Monday. First off, it's Monday and then all of this just adds on to it. Hopefully the young men can learn from their mistakes and grow from them.
“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo
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July 23rd, 2012 at 3:25 PM |
Shit
Shit
This is actually much more embarassing. Minor impact on the program, but this is the kind of thing that can't really be chalked-up as a mistake unless he was in desperate need of money, in which case there are boosters... (kidding)
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:27 PM |
Please STOP
Please STOP
Please stop posting anyhing else today, Brian. Save some for the rest of the week.
Keep the change ya filthy animal.
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:17 PM |
Nope, get it ALL out today.
Nope, get it ALL out today.
Nope, get it ALL out today. Who wants more days like this?
If Lewan's twosie is in fact a photoshopped onesie, I'd like to know NOW!
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:27 PM |
Awesome
Awesome
This day of shits and giggles continues. Great day for the B1G. Maybe they should send the entire team to the Navy training from now on, not just seniors, because this team lacks discipline right now. 7 Fucking arrests in 16 months now. Not all of these are Hokes fault, but time to for him to step up and send a fucking message, make sure this shit doesn't happen again.
Practice makes perfect. Unless you're the Buckeyes. Then you have to cheat.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:32 PM |
Not any of these
Not any of these
are Hoke's fault.
There. Fixed it for ya.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:34 PM |
He has already sent a
He has already sent a
He has already sent a message, he kicked Stonum off the team. Not sure what else you expect him to do. He has to deal with 125 kids from the age of 18-24.
Go Blue
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:42 PM |
He has
He has
"He has to deal with 125 kids from the age of 18-24. "
I get that. But so does every other NCAA football coache. Not every other school is dealing with this.
Ideally, I'm over reacting, Hoke's message will be sent, and soon these arrests will stop, especially when he gets his recruited players on campus. But until it happens, I'm going to be cynical. That's the type of person I am.
Practice makes perfect. Unless you're the Buckeyes. Then you have to cheat.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:52 PM |
why would you say that?
why would you say that?
are the players he recruited better human beings than the ones he inherited?
don't be a dumbass
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:57 PM |
Look around NCAA sports and
Look around NCAA sports and
Look around NCAA sports and all year long you read about kids being arrested and doing stupid things. Every coach has to deal with this at some point or another. Just look at Va Tech last year before the Sugar Bowl, they sent two of thier kickers home because of legal issues, that played a key role in our victory. Look at MSU, OSU, Auburn, Alabama, ND and so on the fact is all school's have to deal with this. I for one think that Hoke has been very fair with his punishments, compared to other schools.
Coach Hoke has set a stance as a no bullshit coach who is not afraid to sit, suspend, or kick a kid off the team. He can only do so much, he can only have so much face time with each player, he has to trust these kids will make the right choice.
Go Blue
July 23rd, 2012 at 5:39 PM |
Actually they only sent 1
Actually they only sent 1
Actually they only sent 1 kicker home and that was for missing curfew, the other kicker was in a home evasion before they left.
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:21 PM |
Yes you are right, got my
Yes you are right, got my
Yes you are right, got my facts mixed up. However I think I made my point.
Go Blue
July 24th, 2012 at 12:10 AM |
Holy $---!
Holy $---!
That home was coming right at me!!!
As a matter of fact I like beer.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:59 PM |
It sucks but kids do really
It sucks but kids do really
It sucks but kids do really dumb shit all the time. In Fitz's case when you drink to intoxication, (dumb thing), leading to hapless decision making, (inevitable thing), have access to a car, (dangerous thing), bad shit happening is only a matter of time. Hope he learns his lesson the first time.
July 23rd, 2012 at 5:22 PM |
All the time is an extreme
All the time is an extreme
All the time is an extreme exaggeration
July 24th, 2012 at 9:43 AM |
I wouldn't say so
I wouldn't say so
As a man who doesn't forget what it wa like to be a teenager and currently being around many as well, I wouldn't say that is an extreme exaggeration. I don't think he is saying young people drink and drive all the time, he's saying they do stupid things all the time, and that's true. Whether it's sliding over car hoods dukes of hazard style, making small pipe bombs to see if they will blow up mail boxes, drag racing on empty streets etc etc. The fact is kids just don't understand at this age that what they do can have lasting consequences beyond the instant gratification they are getting from them. It's sad, but it's true.
I'm not condoning what they did and think they need to have consequences for their actions, but pretending things like this don't happen all the time (as sad as that is) is burrying your head in the sand
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM |
Well it's time to turn off
Well it's time to turn off
Well it's time to turn off the computer and go sit by the pool.
Go Blue
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM |
Not sure if serious.
Not sure if serious.
Not sure if serious.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM |
Goddamit what the hell guys!?
Goddamit what the hell guys!?
Goddamit what the hell guys!? So much for our exceptionalism.
Abort, Retry, Fail?
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM |
haha Brian, very funny. Is
haha Brian, very funny. Is
haha Brian, very funny. Is this some type of July 23rd fools of some sort?
“When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing” - Bo Schembechler
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 PM |
Nice job Frank
Nice job Frank
maybe this nimrod is trying to take some of the sting away from Fitz's dumbass.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:31 PM |
I honestly for the life of me
I honestly for the life of me
I honestly for the life of me cannot comprehend how this continues to occur.
You literally have to DO NOTHING, and you will be fine...
July 23rd, 2012 at 4:28 PM |
They need to take some
They need to take some
They need to take some lessons from Kunu.
July 23rd, 2012 at 5:03 PM |
The weather
The weather
The weather outside is weather?
You sound like you're from London
July 23rd, 2012 at 9:11 PM |
Kunu:
Kunu:
"When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail."
I'd say that's pretty fitting for today.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:31 PM |
Where's the "Monday
Where's the "Monday
Where's the "Monday afternoon: What are you drinking thread?" when you need one?
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:37 PM |
Here you go
Here you go
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:32 PM |
I hate Mondays.
I hate Mondays.
I hate Mondays.
Yep, that's Simba made out of a pineapple.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:40 PM |
ohio
ohio
That's the risk when we recruit OHIO kids.
July 23rd, 2012 at 3:42 PM |
Ohyo
Ohyo
It's "Ohyo".
Abort, Retry, Fail?
July 23rd, 2012 at 6:57 PM |
your
your
comment is dumb.
“Well, I was this close to bringing a sinner to Jesus, and now he is consigned to eternal damnation. I hope that you’re happy.” - Boyd Crowder, Justified
You've gotta be kidding me. What an awful day.