chris berman deserves a death so unspeakable, it cant even be said on a message board

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July 14th, 2008 at 8:17 PM
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chris berman deserves a death so unspeakable, it cant even be said on a message board

Everytime you hear back back back drink.
Everytime you hear a stupid nickname, drink.
Everytime you just get pissed off hearing his voice, drink.
Everytime you have to hear him and Steve Phillips (also a douchebag), drink until you can't hear.

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July 14th, 2008 at 8:21 PM | Erin Andrews... (Score:1)
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...has called him "Boom" twice already. Erin you are above that...

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July 14th, 2008 at 8:22 PM | add that to the list (Score:1)
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or turn ons from looking at her. the pleated pants are killing me.

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July 14th, 2008 at 11:12 PM | She needed one of two things (Score:1)
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She needed one of two things with what she wore: wooden shoes or a part in The Sound of Music

July 14th, 2008 at 8:33 PM | Worst Announcers Ever (Score:1)
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"Who needs steriods?" after 2 homeruns by Sizemore. Drink everytime Steve Phillips speaks. Make that "Boom" 3x. I'm now 3 beers in. This is such a waste of Goose Island 312.

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July 14th, 2008 at 8:37 PM | Get Pumped (Score:1)
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Can't wait for Steve Phillips to represent Detroit for "Titletown" on Thursday. I think he went to De La Salle or something like that. Its either him or Jemele Hill

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July 14th, 2008 at 8:50 PM | Yeah (Score:1)
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He went to De La Salle.

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July 14th, 2008 at 8:44 PM | thank god i'm from houston (Score:1)
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... oh wait, titles... dammit.

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July 14th, 2008 at 8:50 PM | Phillips is OK in my book (Score:1)
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Steve Phillips went to my HS alma mater so I give him a pass - Berman jumped the shark a long time ago. Now he is nothing but a rumblin' bumblin' stumblin' fat slob.

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July 14th, 2008 at 8:56 PM | the vitamin water commercial (Score:1)
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with urlacher and ortiz was hilarious.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:00 PM | Just a thought (Score:1)
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It seems to me that ESPN is using Berman a lot less then they used to. Draft, Derby and NFL shows is it these days. And of course some movie cameos for that fat, bloated, sweaty, mess.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:03 PM | I agree (Score:1)
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Occasionally you see him on a sunday evening sportscenter. But during the week he's a non-entity. There we go Fat Elvis. Hopefully 8 is good enough to get out of the first round.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:05 PM | I think (Score:1)
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Tony Pape was the Original Fat Elvis.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:16 PM | perhaps (Score:1)
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I was lucky enough to meet Berkman when he was still in college. I was working field crew at Rice during a regional. He's had both the Puma and Fat Elvis since at least that long. Could be close.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:29 PM | my god (Score:1)
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that was one hell of a home run to straight away center.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:34 PM | Hamilton (Score:1)
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is killllllllling the ball.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:37 PM | He could sit out the 2nd (Score:1)
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He could sit out the 2nd round and make the finals

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:37 PM | So far so good (Score:1)
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Hamilton is having the best derby (so far) since Abreu's epic '05.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:40 PM | Inspiring (Score:1)
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I am considering becoming a cocaine addict for a few years and then trying out for the majors

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:42 PM | Awwwwwwwwwwwww (Score:1)
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They are booing Big Sloppy.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:43 PM | Tubes (Score:1)
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besides being addicted to narcotics you must also be an alcoholic.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:48 PM | Addicted to Alcohol (Score:1)
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Check.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:45 PM | There is some fat slob in the crowd (Score:1)
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in a santana moss jets jersey.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:51 PM | WTF (Score:1)
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is Erin Andrews wearing looks likes a ripoff ST Pauli girl.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:02 PM | 28 homeruns. in one f (Score:1)
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28 homeruns. in one f  round. mother of f  god. jesus. f  holy s  motherf  jesus christ. holy s . wow.

yeah.  bit much.  still.  man.  wow. 

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:58 PM | Potty mouth.Berman is (Score:1)
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Potty mouth. (Edit - watch it - someone will say you sound like the "very bad things" that are said at football practice.  LOL!!!)

Berman is annoying and probably needs to focus on radio. Harsh but there's a time when guys move from on camera to off and he's there. I'm not watching. Despite her calling him "Boom" I give her a pass. Mainly because she's easy on the eyes. A sexist thing to say, but she draws a particular audience. It's what they want at ESPN.

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July 14th, 2008 at 9:58 PM | UGH Reggie Jackson (Score:1)
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Besides "The Naked Gun" - I can do without this egotistical straw that stirs the drink.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:17 PM | was that Rick Reily? (Score:1)
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that just said... "it's a bad night to be an atheist" lol

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:19 PM | i heard that too (Score:1)
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seriously, wtf was that?

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:21 PM | josh hamilton (Score:1)
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found god, so its a bad night to be an atheist, i guess...

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:22 PM | honestly WTF (Score:1)
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is wrong with these little shits in the outfield, it should be a pre-req that you have to be able to catch a god damn flyball to be out on the field, I am outraged right now

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:25 PM | There was one voice (Score:1)
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I couldn't recognize - I saw it was Reilly - ESPN is paying him huge bucks - guess you need to get him in when ever you can.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:29 PM | Unreal (Score:1)
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Joe Morgan, Steve Phillips, Chris Berman, and Rick Reilly in the same booth. FJM is going to the biggest field day ever with this.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:32 PM | Reilly needs to be euthanized (Score:1)
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Holy shit, he's repetitive as hell and then when he comes up with something new, he's an asshole.

...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.

July 14th, 2008 at 10:47 PM | I think (Score:1)
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This needs more ads IMO. State Farm should just get a huge ass graphic on my screen. Unreal how many ads I see right now.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:35 PM | IMO (Score:1)
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Reilly has been out of the lime light for so long he is just trying to say some controversial things so he can get some web hits. He hasn't offended me at all - but I'm very hard to offend.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:37 PM | seriously? (Score:1)
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no one else is bothered by the gross lack of coordination in the outfield? I thought the special olympics were in Chicago this year...

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:38 PM | Gammons- heres a tip (Score:1)
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Olerud and home run derby = do not compute.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:38 PM | Yeah (Score:1)
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The outfield kids suck.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:38 PM | i really cant tell (Score:1)
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if the "adds" was intentionally spelled that way or not. a 12 pack of the chris berman/steve phillips/eventual ruben reilly game has left my sarcasm meter on 0.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:47 PM | Whoaaa, I can't believe I (Score:1)
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Whoaaa, I can't believe I spelled it like that.  I'll edit my post.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:49 PM | i wasn't (Score:1)
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sure if it was some over thought joke about "adding" so much crap to the derby.  had me sold.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:39 PM | the terrible outfielding also (Score:1)
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the terrible outfielding also lead to much drinking. as well as references to "the house ruth built"

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:40 PM | Please no more (Score:1)
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back back back or top-shelfers.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:43 PM | the budweiser (Score:1)
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commercials as part of the tradition and history lives on is so hilarious to me right now its not even funny

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:43 PM | queso crunchwrap (Score:1)
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is alright, but nothing great.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:44 PM | epic (Score:1)
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the ncaa 09 commercial was epic.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:45 PM | Yeah (Score:1)
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NCAA 09 looks great I vehemently disagree with the clip of Derrick Williams catching a td pass though. I gotta go pick up my copy at 12.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:46 PM | Rick Reilly (Score:1)
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Stop talking about dreams - who the fuck are you Sigmund Freud?

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:50 PM | These little kids are (Score:1)
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pathetic. I shag flys better than that after a 12 pack.

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July 14th, 2008 at 10:52 PM | Choke job (Score:1)
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now that little Roy-worshiper wins.

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