We're supposed to fight on it.
Can't we all just get along?
No we're not! What, are you a [rival mascot] or something?
...Although I just have to say that it's weird picking a fight by saying we're not supposed to fight on the internet.
No, it is for porn.
Only 75% of the time.
Just because everyone on here is a Michigan fan does not give them the right to be jackasses and it doesn't preclude others from pointing that out.
If you're a Michigan fan and being illogical and wrong-headed, I will naturally try to set you straight. Otherwise, I'd just shake my head and say "Consider the source," as I looked at your sad Sparty opinions.
You are a jackass.
Or him Chris?
I didn't even realize that we had multiple Chris's here.... hmmm, why should I reveal the answer when I can offend everyone at once?! Any other Chris's out there that want in on this?
Actually, Other Chris's post went up when I was responding to Chrisgocomment. And it wasn't actually a legit shot at the guy... I've been a true fan of gocomment ever since the now-legendary DRUNKEN PROCLAMATION after (I believe) the Wisconsin game.
Definitely one of those 'all in good fun' digs...
I didn't take it as a dig, I thought it was funny.
Exactly, thank you.
It seems to a couple of factions forming on the board that are starting to take over threads having wars with one another.
Dude, you guys want to form an alliance? We'll be just like Jim and Dwight!
Absolutely I do.
[to camera]: Whenever Dwight offers a secret alliance, the proper response is always "absolutely I do"
The Office is the best comedy out on t.v. right now.
I actually jello molded my coworkers things a few times
that is freaking hilarious. that show is my favorite, and i apreciate when i am around people and i break out a quote and they get it. so i salute the jello molded things
Wolverine on Wolverine (WoW) violence dosen't make sense. Let's all help by doing our part...put a stop to this senseless action...until spring football.
You Ameture! LOL
Gosh I still feel stupid about that. Amazing how things can spiral with the help of the internets and testosterone. So Elno, are you going to hook me up with a parking spot this year and who was the guy that we were going to help out?
why EVERY SINGLE POST has to turn into a slap fight?
It seems that almost every post lately goes something like this:
OP: This is my opinion.
Crave Morehead: Something stupid.
Promote Rich Rod: Something about how that was dumb.
Crave Morehead: Something about how our recruits don't excite him and thusly they suck erect male parts.
Chitown: Crave Morehead is dumb.
Dex: Crave Morehead is dumb.
KSK: Crave Morehead is dumb.
Crave Morehead: Picture of something dumb. Also, something stupid.
His Dudeness: What the fuck are we talking about again?
In conclusion I would just like to comment that this is the first diary in which I am have been mentioned by commentor name. Giggity Goo.
That is spot on sir. Especially the part about craven's picture of something dumb. You forgot "WolvinLA saying something hilarious" part. I forgive you.
I decided awhile ago to never again respond to Craven. Yes, I get your larger point, though.
It is so fuggin hard to resist responding to that jackass, he truly is weeetawded.
You forgot where Promote Rich Rod mentions he goes to law school.
Right. I'm going to make a post that says "Hey everyone, Promote RichRod goes to law school. At Michigan." I'll repost it every month or so for the new people. Maybe then he won't have to tell everyone individually. Actually, Brian, could we make that a sticky?
where you complain about someone using your exclusive rights to your avatar (it's still Crable on my computer).
you are in England.
I'm thinking of moving back, though. To Michigan. To go to law school. At Michigan. To become a lawyer.
See, I don't have to say I live in LA, because it's in the name. You should be "Promote RichRod and I'm in Law School. At Michigan." A little long, but very descriptive.
That's pretty funny. Comment of the day.
Am I KSK? Because my response to Craven always includes the word 'asshat'
would help? Fewer long-winded posts complaining about the complaining.
True, but when you post complaining about the complaining about the complaining, aren't you just feeding the complaining fire?
that we could vacuum seal all the complaints in this one thread so the fire would consume everything and burn itself out. like in Backdraft. without the explosion and even worse fire parts of the backdraft.
Wait. Fire in a vacuum?
its not technically a vacuum. I guess oxygen-free environment would be a better choice of words. and it wouldn't start out that way, the fire would consume it all and then die.
but thats not important now.
baorao must have majored in English.
(1) Make specific topic headings on the Board;
(2) Make a 30-second effort to look at the Board and see if your topic has been addressed before you set up a new post;
(3) Don't justify your comments by "Those Who Will Stay ..." or "Michigan Man;" and
(4) Don't ask TomVH for updates on whether a sophomore from Alpena is going to be a 2 or 3 star, or whether he is going to commit before summer camp. He'll let us know when there is something worth knowing.
That should reduce some of the squabbles.
Some of us aren't that dedicated to this blog
Agreed. I think that this is actually a BIG source of the hate going on. While all of these things are all good to do, it does not require peopole to mention it like 12 times in a thread where it doesn't. It may be easier just to ignore posts that don't meet your standards, as opposed to bitching about them.
Not trying to piss you off though.
If I walk down the street and see someone raping a dog, I tell them to stop.
If I see someone posting utterly terrible shit, I make fun of them until they stop it or leave.
Same thing. Don't let crime go unpunished.
Wait, raping a dog is a crime?
whether or not there is a current Poet Laureate here at MgoBlog, but rather how much Brian pays you at this position.
Pure literary art. Even for the WLA.
Someday hot blond students in maize and blue hoodies will be rushing down State Street trying not be late to their Advanced Prose in the Work of Dex class.
I am a fan of Dex's humor. I even put a post up once calling his writing "mid evil" in the hopes that he would attack the obvious opening but that bastard just let it slide...lol Damn it Dex, I am worth being trashed on a post too. You lousy bastard!
*gaffaws at my lame attempt to make a funny*
I've consulted Rodney King, and he proposes that we all just get along.
And, Route66, Dude, I am good for my word. Get to Ann Arbor, and I will get you that spot--in the front row! (Just like Bob Uecker style).
And, the problems is not that we fight a lot in here, its that we never make up. Make up sex is the best.
I know the WLA hates me with the passion of a million suns, but that's a compliment. However, I will extend an olive branch to them. I hope the fire they all die in burns really, really fast so they don't suffer much. Just kidding. I actually find them very entertaining, and fun to insult.
So, to put it another way, time wounds all heels.
My Dad and I will be down for the spring game for sure. But we are looking into the fall for what games to attend. I will let you know. Thanks! Grandpa would really appreciate less of walk and fighting the crowd. Thanks
"I hope the fire they all die in burns really, really fast so they don't suffer much."
And I hope you don't mind me using this line once a day for the remainder of my life.
I hear fire burns the hottest in a oxygen-deprived vacuum.
I would say that this is mostly related to having less "real" michigan football related news to discuss. I'm sure we would love to pore over some fresh UFR meat. but its just not that time of year.
Will somebody post some actual information that could be discussed? I am out here in New Mexico, and I have nothing. I am relying on you others.
that should hold you until spring practice.
Rich Rodriguez was hired. Mallett left. Pryor committed to OSU. Boren cited "family value" and left. They went 3-9, it was ugly. Still had a good recruiting class, though. Threet left, citing the fact that Rodriguez took a dump in his salad.
Any actual information has probably been posted five times already. But we still have green chile cheeseburgers, so saying you have nothing would be wrong.
the conversation can't even become civil in a thread titled "can't we all just get along?" Not that I'm without fault, but that's pretty sad.
You consider these comments are not civil??
So, are really great thread would be:
So do I
Couldn't have said it better
You're my hero
No, you're mine
Isn't life great?
Isn't RR fabulous?
I think so
Wow was that a game or what?
of a bald headed woman screaming "Stop the Insanity".....
You might want to get that checked out
That we don't have the wins for all of us to get drunk and make up after.