It might be because I am over thirty, but can anyone define OT- for me. As well as the other acronyms that are used steadily on this site. I have been debating whether I should remain the guy who just nods his head and acts like he knows what everyone is talking about to try to look like he is in the loop, or the guy who says, "wait, what are you talking about?" I am going with the latter.
Can I get some definitions
OT = off topic
Any recruit that doesn't choose Michigan = not a Michigan Man
Even if MSU gets a recruit from Iowa = MSU is Locking up all the state of Michigan talent
Tate Forcier = Bowl Game
Justin Boren = Pizza
Any I missed?
3* = PANIC
Barwis = God
#1 = a wide receiver that consistently pisses on his defenders.
I have found google works great. Try it.
number of horns on a unicorn = 1
once in a blue moon = 1.16699016 × 10-8 hertz
answer to life, the universe, and everything = 42
all of this is backed by google calculator
Ok....this made me laugh
Gotta love "The Hitchhiker's Guide..."
One time I went to hear Dick Vitale at a buisness conference for work, and when I got in line for a signature there was a box where you could put what you wanted him to say to you. I wrote, "So long, and thanks for all the fish - Dick Vitale."
I still have that book, and I think it's hillarious.
You know, speaking of Douglass Adams - the alien poetry described there is much like this Barking Sphincter here!
OT = off topic
IMO = in my opinion
tl;dr = to long didn't read
LOL = laughing out loud
NHL = national hockey league
NFL = national football league
NCAA = national collegiate athletic association
NBA = national basketball association
etc etc etc
too stupid; didn't read
I'm not up to speed on the texting world either. Here's a link that might help.
BFF=best friend forever
POS=parents over shoulder
MPB=my pee burns
EDSBS=every day should be saturday
WLA=wolverine liberation army
BCS=bowl championship series
mpg=miles per gallon
ICBM=intercontinental ballistic missile
ps = potato salad?
bs=dog shit? how?
The Barking Sphincter = some asshole talking shit
PATFLT6 = People are too fucking lazy to take the time to type
LOL = I am an idiot - not only does nobody care if you actually laughed out loud or did so quietly (people express how funny they find something in different ways), LOL has lost all its meaning of degree of hilarity due to its ubiquity - "That's [really or very or fucking] funny" is much better
IMO = I am an idiot - who else's opinion would you be stating? and if you were actually stating another's opinion it should already be abundantly clear.
OT = same as TO. Regular game isn't going so well (i.e., is boring) or have something better to discuss, so time out from typical discussion.
a/s/l?= what most of the creeps on "To Catch A Predator" start off with before Chris Hansen gets a boner full of public humility.
MNC = Mythical National Championship
and I don't know why people use it. the national championship now is a hell of lot less mythical than it was 10-15 years ago.
Many use it to show their dissatisfaction with the current NC system. It continues to be popular 'round here because it was somewhat coined by Bo, and also because the last (very) mythical NC went partly to Michigan.
I'm not sure mythical is the really accurate anymore; Flawed National Championship makes more sense. On second thought, that is too similar to Fox News Channel, so I quit. Goodbye cruel world.
It may have to do with the fact that the NCAA doesn't officially recognize a college football champion, since there is no playoff.
what does HT mean? as in at the end of a story there's often something like (HT: MGoBlog)
it's "Heard through."
GBMW? always see that one and i never understand it. I believe it refers to one of the recruiting sites?
It stands for Go Blue Michigan Wolverine, it's another blog.
FWIW: For what it's worth
AFAIK: As far as I know
IMHE: In my honest epinion
NTTAWWT: Not that there's anything wrong with that
NSFMF: Not so fast my friend
Brah: Sparty language for "Bro"
Epinion: Go Blue Michigan Wolverine e-blog e-language for "opinion"
IJJS: It's just John Staller
MLIA: My life is average
FML: F my life
FUBAR = Michigan's 08 defense
Dominating the State = getting commitments the other school didn't offer
Sparty = Little Brother
LMAO = Laughing my ass off
ROLFLMAO = Rolling of the floor, laughing my ass off
BRB = Be Right Back
AFK = Away from keyboard
EAD= eat a dick
piihb= put it in her butt
PIYB= Pee in Your Butt
IHYNCH = I Hope Your Not Chris Hanson
M4M = Male for Male
F4F= Female for Female
T4T=Tranny for Tranny
SM2N= Sext Me 2 Night
GILF=Grandma Id Like to Fuck
O$U or U$C = I believe that Michigan loses to their schools because they pay their players, skirt rules, and are otherwise guilty of numerous transgressions against both man and nature.