I've been racking my brain for months about a Barwis shirt to put up on beatosu, but nothing seems worthy. I thought about something like "My S&C Cult leader could beat up your religious cult leader", but lightning hasn't struck yet.
It isn't Mike Hart that need a big dose of Barwis. I would have liked to have seen our o-line and defense put through the Camp. My guess is there would have been far fewer tears in the beers last fall. (Of course, our family values would have eroded a year earlier -- assuming our family was pro-fat bastards).