July 18th, 2008 at 11:06 AM#1
July 18th, 2008 at 11:08 AM#2
The band or the food? I don't like either. What are you doing on here anyway, Charlie? Trying to learn how to run a team?
July 18th, 2008 at 11:10 AM#3
Only if it's got pizza on top
Only if it's got pizza on top of it. Right?
July 18th, 2008 at 11:42 AM#4
Is it a choice between cake and something else (e.g., pies, deep-fried oreos, crisco) or cake and nothing? Charlie would never choose nothing. He has No Excuses.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:59 AM#5
Cake is only good when you
Cake is only good when you wash it down with gravy. Gravy's a beverage, right? (Summer's the time for re-runs.)
Edit: Wow, that was much funnier when it loooked like Charlie actually said it.
July 18th, 2008 at 11:59 AM#6
Deep fried cake and gravy is
Deep fried cake and gravy is good...at least that is what I heard from someone in South Bend...
July 18th, 2008 at 12:24 PM#7
Well, it is good for you. The doctors have been telling us for years to drink two glasses of gravy per day.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:16 PM#8
You haven't lived until
You haven't lived until you've stuffed yourself with 6 German Chocolate Cakes and felt the excruciating pain of your stomach staples poping and buckling. WOW WHAT A RUSH. IT'S LIKE SKYDIVING FOR FAT PEOPLE.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:27 PM#9
I like skydiving for fat
I like skydiving for fat people. They're such easy targets. Divebombing Ralph Friedgen has been a personal ambition of mine for a while now.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:40 PM#10
My idea of a romantic getaway
My idea of a romantic getaway is to head to the Motel 6 on the outskirts of South Bend, get a Baskin Robbins Ice Cream cake, and do bad things to my wife.