Brian Ellerbe's Wikipedia page is classic:
I'm pretty sure it was written by... Brian Ellerbe. I think he copied and pasted his resume.
"Very early Coach Littlepage realized Brian had a keen understanding of the game of basketball, accompanied by a great knack for communicating along with an interest in the business of collegiate athletics, groomed during his playing days as a standout floor general as well as various community, business, and internship experiences."
"Following a 17 year successful coaching career..." (not saying he wasn't successful as a whole, but one would think Michigan won the national championship every year during his tenure the way this thing is written)
"Over a combined 22 year professional career, Brian H. Ellerbe has proven himself as a high-quality executive, talented organizer and development professional with talents and fundamentals that have crossed several industries and geographic regions, successfully"