Here she is:
I HATE LOSERS. Seriously you guys. I may have gone overboard here, but violence is called for. This is a poll. It is not a ladypoll. KEEP YOUR LADYPOLLS THIS ONE HAS TEN CALORIES.
I miss Pitbull.
Stanford #2 from unranked? Well, they beat USC, which seems like the most impressive win anyone's had so far this year. Alabama still gets the not until such time as they release my parents from their underground bunker where they're also keeping Denard's carries… but past them Stanford has the best win of anyone. Squeaking by San Jose State? Mere bamboozlery! A flim-flam scheme to catch USC a-napping. They're scientists.
It's week three. This will all figure itself out, and the worst thing to do is have poll momentum. Here we strive to give everyone poll-sickness so they have to take poll-Dramamine.
Starting to get irritated with WVU's schedule. No one else has exactly covered themselves in glory, no.
You beat teams, you go up. Missouri, Florida, and ND leap up for playing actual teams and defeating them. Missouri got nailed by Georgia, yes, but beat Arizona State which beat Illinois and there they go.
Goodbye. Dropouts are predictable save Oregon State; they are still just 1-0 and now that Wisconsin win just means they're slightly better than UNI and Utah State.
Arizona. I only talk about coaches who coach for Michigan. Stop emailing me about coaches who do not coach for Michigan. Unless I am trying to post something about Michigan's offense in which coaches who do not coach for Michigan are necessary to provide context and explanation, I only talk about coaches who coach for Michigan. And Charlie Weis.
No, I am not interested in how well that appears to be going. Leave me be, ropeholders.
Virginia Tech. I told you this would happen! (I thought they were going to be awesome.) At least Pitt's explosion against a very, very intimidating defense helps explain where all the brains were on Wisconsin's staff.
South Carolina? Will lose to Missouri this weekend, or my name's not Sam America.