next weekend or the following weekend.
Mike Lantry, 1972
Can he play cornerback?
He is a meh/3 star cornerback.
What's going through parents heads 18 years ago? Belch should only be part of a nickname
If so, this is where we are going to have to have faith in RR and whomever he brings in as DC to bring out the potential they see in these "meh" guys. Because now they are grasping at third and fourth choices at the position. And lets say this guy was to commit. He is clearly a candidate for redshirting. Because I think it would be a safe assumption he goes behind Turner on the depth chart at the very least.
Which leads me to another question. Would it be better just to hold on to the schollie so that there would be one more to offer in the richer pastures of 2010? But I suppose the bird in the hand philosphy is best applied here...
Anyway, Belchevious Hornsnoggle...the name sounds familiar. It reminds me of Brutaviok Trumpetus of the Trumpetus' Clan that hail from Ireland. They are known around the world for their blow hardness. I wonder if there is any relation.
Is he teammates with Ludovon Crotchsmacker?
I can't tell if people are taking this seriously or not.
We have Martavious, now all we need is Belchevious and Barkevious!
I still can't tell if this thread is serious or not.
But I think we reached a tipping point soon after.
Like, the post after.
This name is awesome!!!!! Although I kind of doubt it is real. But oh man if it was...
isn't hornsnoggle a harry potter character?
...will be in next week. 6' 4", 220 LB, 3* DE from Hogsmeade, FL. Supposedly impressed by RR's wizard hat.
in this class. Let's focus on Belch.
... is another DE (2* Rivals, 3* Scout, 81 ESPN) who is visiting in a few weeks from Parselmouth, LA. He started his junior year as an incorporeal being, but has since bulked up to 6'3, 205 pounds and has the frame to continue growing. Like his great-grandpappy, Salazar Slytherin, he's intrigued by RR's snake oil. However, he is rumored to be scared of competition, especially from Dumbledore.
I can't find Hornsnoggle anywhere on Rivals. Are you sure that's the correct spelling?
I'm good friends with his third cousin's nephew's proctologist, and he's definitely going to commit after the visit.
Speaking of J Leman, "J" is a pretty bizarre and awesome first name. Reminds me of playing Streets of Rage 2 back in the day and there was a character named "Z."
best thread ever
And in under 20 posts.
Cocky McDick just committed to Ohio State, 3* DT from Key West. RR doing bad with the Florida kids.
One guru gave him 4*'s as a DT.
He said: "His breath can knock a man flat out on his back"
Scout had an article that Maurice Clarett's son Donte is already on OSU's radar as a freshman in high school. As long as he can stay out of trouble.
Maurice Clarett has a 14 year old?
Yeah, he started poking at a young age.
because that would be awesome, for a lot of reasons.
yeah he fathered him when he was 11
sounds like a character out of a harry potter book
has gone even better than I had hoped.
I think he's for sure a Domer.
This thread rules.
Magnus, did you seriously think this was real? I can't tell..........
It's not real?
I'm not sure Chrisgocomment is real either.
I'm so confused.
Who said that?!?
You guys are stupid.
Am I the only sober one here?
I'm pretty sure we have 3 separate conversations going here. That, and CPS is fuckin with us.
Yes, I do think Sanjay Gupta is a good choice for Surgeon General.
He's a Michigan Man.
Yes, I'm fuckin' with you and Chrisgo. I decided to have a little fun with what is real, what is not real, nothing is real.
But I will not back down from my opinion that the Persians had the greatest 5th century BC empire. Anyone who disagrees can die in a fiery grave.
What about Jason and the Argonauts?
Although, I suppose I can cut you some slack. Jason and the Argonauts were 1) believed to be from around the 13th century BC, not 5th century BC, and 2) not an empire, but rather a group.
Of course, if you mean the Toronto Argonauts and their DB, Jason Shivers, it's been a disappointing season for all at a 4-14 record and failing to make the playoffs.
Consider this date: September 12, 490 BC... The Battle of Marathon, where Darius I of Persia is defeated by the Athenians and Plataeans. When the leader of the Persians gets defeated in battle--#1 empire notwithstanding--was it really that great a century? Miltiades says nay.
Still, when your closest competition is the Zhou Dynasty, this looms as pretty intimidating:
The Achaemenid era was pretty badass, yo.
New prospect: Rick O'Shea
I heard he just came on our radar. He's a WR from the UP and they say he has unbelievable balance - Just bounces off of guys. He came over from Ireland his sophomore year and was hurt a little his junior year so he's really raw. Runs like a 4.2 40 and could play in the slot. They said when he returns kicks it's like a pin ball machine, except he always finds the hole!
It took me awhile, but I got it.
Related to Danny, Kevin, and the Icebox?