next weekend or the following weekend.
LONG OVERDUE
Belchevious Hornsnoggle to visit
January 9th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
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Belchevious Hornsnoggle to visit
January 9th, 2009 at 3:01 PM | 
Can he play cornerback?
Can he play cornerback?
January 9th, 2009 at 3:06 PM |
yes
yes
He is a meh/3 star cornerback.
January 9th, 2009 at 3:09 PM |
What's going through parents
What's going through parents
What's going through parents heads 18 years ago? Belch should only be part of a nickname
Proud To Be An American But Even Prouder To Be A Wolverine!
January 9th, 2009 at 3:24 PM |
Wonders if he's been offered
Wonders if he's been offered
If so, this is where we are going to have to have faith in RR and whomever he brings in as DC to bring out the potential they see in these "meh" guys. Because now they are grasping at third and fourth choices at the position. And lets say this guy was to commit. He is clearly a candidate for redshirting. Because I think it would be a safe assumption he goes behind Turner on the depth chart at the very least.
Which leads me to another question. Would it be better just to hold on to the schollie so that there would be one more to offer in the richer pastures of 2010? But I suppose the bird in the hand philosphy is best applied here...
Anyway, Belchevious Hornsnoggle...the name sounds familiar. It reminds me of Brutaviok Trumpetus of the Trumpetus' Clan that hail from Ireland. They are known around the world for their blow hardness. I wonder if there is any relation.
If you have to ask twice it means that you didn't get it the first time.
January 9th, 2009 at 3:25 PM |
Teammates
Teammates
Is he teammates with Ludovon Crotchsmacker?
January 9th, 2009 at 4:23 PM |
awesome
awesome
name
"Everyone gets dumped Gabe. Let me give you some advice: a little coverup on your Adams Apple will make it appear smaller. Which will make you appear less like a transvestite."
January 9th, 2009 at 4:13 PM |
I can't tell if people are
I can't tell if people are
I can't tell if people are taking this seriously or not.
January 9th, 2009 at 4:15 PM |
Funky names
Funky names
We have Martavious, now all we need is Belchevious and Barkevious!
GO BLUE!
January 9th, 2009 at 4:18 PM |
I still can't tell if this
I still can't tell if this
I still can't tell if this thread is serious or not.
c/o 2008
GO BLUE!
January 9th, 2009 at 4:24 PM |
I started off joking
I started off joking
But I think we reached a tipping point soon after.
January 9th, 2009 at 4:28 PM |
Like, the post after.
Like, the post after.
Like, the post after.
January 9th, 2009 at 4:29 PM |
This name is awesome!!!!!
This name is awesome!!!!!
This name is awesome!!!!! Although I kind of doubt it is real. But oh man if it was...
January 9th, 2009 at 4:32 PM |
wait a minute
wait a minute
isn't hornsnoggle a harry potter character?
Brady...Hoooooooke!
January 9th, 2009 at 4:40 PM |
Aberforth Dumbledore...
Aberforth Dumbledore...
...will be in next week. 6' 4", 220 LB, 3* DE from Hogsmeade, FL. Supposedly impressed by RR's wizard hat.
Give me piss troughs or give me death.
January 9th, 2009 at 4:47 PM |
We have enough DEs
We have enough DEs
in this class. Let's focus on Belch.
January 9th, 2009 at 5:20 PM |
Tom (Voldemort) Marvolo Riddle ...
Tom (Voldemort) Marvolo Riddle ...
... is another DE (2* Rivals, 3* Scout, 81 ESPN) who is visiting in a few weeks from Parselmouth, LA. He started his junior year as an incorporeal being, but has since bulked up to 6'3, 205 pounds and has the frame to continue growing. Like his great-grandpappy, Salazar Slytherin, he's intrigued by RR's snake oil. However, he is rumored to be scared of competition, especially from Dumbledore.
Recent recipient of the First Annual Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
January 9th, 2009 at 4:42 PM |
I can't find Hornsnoggle
I can't find Hornsnoggle
I can't find Hornsnoggle anywhere on Rivals. Are you sure that's the correct spelling?
January 9th, 2009 at 4:50 PM |
UM Lock...
UM Lock...
I'm good friends with his third cousin's nephew's proctologist, and he's definitely going to commit after the visit.
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
January 9th, 2009 at 5:04 PM |
Link?
Link?
Link?
January 9th, 2009 at 5:28 PM |
http://images.blackheartgoldp
http://images.blackheartgoldp
http://images.blackheartgoldpants.com/images/admin/LEMAN_J150.JPG
Rudy watches inspirational movies about Shawn Hunwick
January 9th, 2009 at 5:42 PM |
Speaking of J Leman, "J" is a
Speaking of J Leman, "J" is a
Speaking of J Leman, "J" is a pretty bizarre and awesome first name. Reminds me of playing Streets of Rage 2 back in the day and there was a character named "Z."
...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!
January 9th, 2009 at 4:48 PM |
best thread ever
best thread ever
best thread ever
January 9th, 2009 at 4:51 PM |
And in under 20 posts.
And in under 20 posts.
And in under 20 posts.
Awesome.
It's no good for a man to work in cages.
Hits the town, he drinks his wages.
--The Clash
January 9th, 2009 at 4:51 PM |
Cocky McDick just committed
Cocky McDick just committed
Cocky McDick just committed to Ohio State, 3* DT from Key West. RR doing bad with the Florida kids.
When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler
January 9th, 2009 at 4:56 PM |
One guru gave him 4*'s as a
One guru gave him 4*'s as a
One guru gave him 4*'s as a DT.
He said: "His breath can knock a man flat out on his back"
January 9th, 2009 at 4:58 PM |
In all seriousness
In all seriousness
Scout had an article that Maurice Clarett's son Donte is already on OSU's radar as a freshman in high school. As long as he can stay out of trouble.
January 9th, 2009 at 5:08 PM |
Maurice Clarett has a 14 year
Maurice Clarett has a 14 year
Maurice Clarett has a 14 year old?
When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler
January 9th, 2009 at 6:32 PM |
Yeah, he started poking at a
Yeah, he started poking at a
Yeah, he started poking at a young age.
January 9th, 2009 at 5:00 PM |
is Beilein recruiting another Pittsnogle?
is Beilein recruiting another Pittsnogle?
because that would be awesome, for a lot of reasons.
January 9th, 2009 at 5:10 PM |
yeah he fathered him when he
yeah he fathered him when he
yeah he fathered him when he was 11
January 9th, 2009 at 5:24 PM |
sounds like a character out
sounds like a character out
sounds like a character out of a harry potter book
That's chapter 1, would you like to have chapter 2? You better you son of a bitch, I know the way.
January 9th, 2009 at 5:39 PM |
This thread...
This thread...
has gone even better than I had hoped.
January 9th, 2009 at 8:48 PM |
Is this his Dad?
Is this his Dad?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornswoggle
I think he's for sure a Domer.
January 9th, 2009 at 9:22 PM |
This thread rules.
Magnus,
This thread rules.
Magnus,
This thread rules.
Magnus, did you seriously think this was real? I can't tell..........
No question, Jim.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:06 PM |
It's not real?
It's not real?
It's not real?
January 9th, 2009 at 10:09 PM |
I'm not sure Chrisgocomment
I'm not sure Chrisgocomment
I'm not sure Chrisgocomment is real either.
Recent recipient of the First Annual Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
January 9th, 2009 at 10:14 PM |
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
I'm so confused.
No question, Jim.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:16 PM |
Who said that?!?
Who said that?!?
Who said that?!?
Recent recipient of the First Annual Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
January 9th, 2009 at 10:18 PM |
You guys are stupid.
Am I the
You guys are stupid.
Am I the
January 9th, 2009 at 10:20 PM |
I'm pretty sure we have 3
I'm pretty sure we have 3
I'm pretty sure we have 3 separate conversations going here. That, and CPS is fuckin with us.
No question, Jim.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:28 PM |
Yes, I do think Sanjay Gupta
Yes, I do think Sanjay Gupta
Yes, I do think Sanjay Gupta is a good choice for Surgeon General.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:33 PM |
lol
lol
lol
No question, Jim.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:50 PM |
He's a Michigan
He's a Michigan
January 9th, 2009 at 11:31 PM |
NO! The Persians had the greatest 5th century BC empire!
NO! The Persians had the greatest 5th century BC empire!
Yes, I'm fuckin' with you and Chrisgo. I decided to have a little fun with what is real, what is not real, nothing is real.
But I will not back down from my opinion that the Persians had the greatest 5th century BC empire. Anyone who disagrees can die in a fiery grave.
Recent recipient of the First Annual Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
January 10th, 2009 at 1:00 AM |
What about Jason and the
What about Jason and the
What about Jason and the Argonauts?
January 10th, 2009 at 3:05 AM |
You Sonuvabitch!
You Sonuvabitch!
Although, I suppose I can cut you some slack. Jason and the Argonauts were 1) believed to be from around the 13th century BC, not 5th century BC, and 2) not an empire, but rather a group.
Of course, if you mean the Toronto Argonauts and their DB, Jason Shivers, it's been a disappointing season for all at a 4-14 record and failing to make the playoffs.
Recent recipient of the First Annual Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
January 10th, 2009 at 3:55 AM |
I'm not necessarily disagreeing, but...
I'm not necessarily disagreeing, but...
Consider this date: September 12, 490 BC... The Battle of Marathon, where Darius I of Persia is defeated by the Athenians and Plataeans. When the leader of the Persians gets defeated in battle--#1 empire notwithstanding--was it really that great a century? Miltiades says nay.
Still, when your closest competition is the Zhou Dynasty, this looms as pretty intimidating:
http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/24/1724-004-AE2A07A2.gif
The Achaemenid era was pretty badass, yo.
Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!?!
January 9th, 2009 at 9:30 PM |
Rick O'Shea
Rick O'Shea
New prospect: Rick O'Shea
I heard he just came on our radar. He's a WR from the UP and they say he has unbelievable balance - Just bounces off of guys. He came over from Ireland his sophomore year and was hurt a little his junior year so he's really raw. Runs like a 4.2 40 and could play in the slot. They said when he returns kicks it's like a pin ball machine, except he always finds the hole!
'Murica & Footbaw: That's what Michigan Does
January 9th, 2009 at 9:33 PM |
It took me awhile, but I got
It took me awhile, but I got
It took me awhile, but I got it.
No question, Jim.
January 9th, 2009 at 9:52 PM |
Related to Danny, Kevin, and
Related to Danny, Kevin, and
Related to Danny, Kevin, and the Icebox?
Can he play cornerback?