here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Basketball: Maceo Baston par-tay
Yow! Good on yer, Maceo. Perusing his "deatiled" stats reveals something about the level of competition he played at, though: it is muy baddo. Maceo shot 77 percent in the "Premier League" (probably the Israeli domestic league) and 68 percent in the EuroLeague! Flabbergasting. My flabber is totally gasted.
My favorite part of the whole thing? Under Baston's personal information it says this: "Married to Yolanda + 2." Yolanda + 2? What does that mean? What can that possibly mean?
Update: Check out this extensive scouting report on Maceo. Sounds like he could be back in the NBA next season.