here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Basketball: Free the horses!
Ok, ok, ok. The Big Ten added two impressive scalps to its resume over the weekend in #3 Arizona and #2 UK. Wisconsin also scared the living daylights out of #1 UNC. Crow away, BT partisans, as no matter what happens the rest of the way, the conference has had the best tournament of any in the tournament, period.
The mild annoyance of another Spartan run in the tournament is mitigated by the further proof it provides that Douche Sharpe has no idea what he's talking about, ever. EVER EVER. I have nothing but antipathy for Michigan State and all it stands for (in summary: beer and timekeeper cheating), but I have to note that MSU's senior class has handled itself with nothing but class for every moment of their four years, has won an awful lot, and has never popped their damn jerseys. Anyone disputing their achievements, or the way they got them, is an idiot.