The new cool thing in the world of Winter Workouts is Barwis' new sand pit. What I'd like to know is who is in charge for cleaning up the vomit when a player vomits in the sand? Is it one of the team's managers or are the players responsible for shoveling out their own vomit? If no one is, I wonder how I can apply for the job.
I wonder if they cover the vomit up with that sand that's designed for cleaning up vomit, or if they just make the entire beach out of it.
Ponders the meaning of life and wonders why Cravin would want to clean up other people's vomit...in sand no less...
stuff could be valuable one day. Put it up on auction on ebay if one of the kids makes it big in the pros.
See, I would do it for a completely different reason. I would use it as a way to hang out with the players, and have a good reason to talk with them. Each time I would scoop the puke, I would say something really funny like "lay off the extra guac, Will" and everyone would laugh. Pretty soon they would think, I really like the puke kid, and I would eventually make my way onto an NFL entourage. Dream accomplished.
HaHa! I love that you have your dream as puke kid that developed. And you know that all of the players like to keep their puke guys around in the pros, so it will work great!
Once you find a puke kid you like, you stick with him.
employed as such are correctly referred to as an emesis transfer engineers.
I think it's like a litter box. After you puke, you turn around and kick sand over it backward with your feet.
I think every guy would appreciate an effort to make it outside the beach to puke...anyone who pukes in the sand gets a code red..
w/ "Barwis Bleach". Mike Barwis needs to raise 50k to pay WVU after his breach of contract. So he is marketing his own brand of Bleach guaranteed to "get out those pesky blood and puke stains."
It's quicksand. The vomit is efficiently drained to a subterranean location.
that Barwis actually makes the kids eat their own puke so they will have enough energy to finish their workout. He serves it to them on a plate along with a glass of chocolate milk.
Funniest post i've read on this site. Well done.
i used to work out at crisler with one of the trainers whose real name i can't remember but we all called him "Thor". Anyway this guy was a frickin' monster. several teams used that facility including men's basketball, wrestling, gymnastics. When you went to the leg press, there was an overwhelming smell of puke. Among many, I was partly responsible for that. If you have never puked during a workout, let me tell you - it really sucks.