"The University of Illinois is also in turmoil. The university sports an Interim Chancellor, an Interim Athletic Director, and an Interim Football Coach; the game will be played at Soldier Field, making this an Illini Interim Home Game."
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Fuck me? Sir, please keep your sordid fantasies to yourself.
And for the record, as long as you insist on referring to them as "slacks" I'm going to picture you as Jaws's twin:
Yup. I'm a bastard.