...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.
In a rather "no doy" move, Braylon Edwards has won the Biletnikoff award.
In a less "no doy" move, David Baas won the Rimington, even though he didn't play center the entire year. He shares it with LSU's Ben Wilkerson.
But the best news of all is that this picture exists:
The dude on the right looks like he's about to Sean Penn the photographer.