Attention MGoBlog Fans
Dear fellow Michigan fans,
As we previously reported to you, Brian Cook, proprietor of MGoBlog, is on vacation. What we neglected to tell you, however, is that the WLA rudely interrupted his vacation by kidnapping him and detaining him in an undisclosed location. As Proof of Life, here is a painting (srsly?) of our abduction of Brian:
There are worse ways to die
Yes, Michigan fans, your precious Brian Cook is under our control now. We hold him hostage, and we have only one demand:
Contribute.
Contribute.
CONTRIBUTE!
Brian puts a lot of work into this site, and he deserves to be rewarded. We demand that you throw some coin at him. If you do not meet this one completely reasonable request, then the WLA will be forced to take over editorial control of MGoBlog ... permanently. This would mean no more Brian, and lots more Dex.
Artist Rendering of MGoBlog Community in aftermath of WLA takeover
We know the prospect of a WLA-controlled MGoBlog.com scares you, and quite frankly it terrifies us as well, so change your soiled undergarments and do what is right.
CONTRIBUTE OR DIE!
The sparse room where Mr. Cook is tied up is unpleasant and unsanitary. His once magnificent haircut is a sopping mess of blood, rat feces, and honey dijon mustard. His morale sunk to a new low when we threatened to cut off his earlobe. Only you can save him and only you can prevent the takeover.
When the WLA came for the bourgeoisie infrastructure, I said nothing.
When the WLA came for my neighbor, I said nothing.
When the WLA came for my Brian Cook, I said nothing.
When the WLA came for me, there was no one to say anything.
www.pastoralgenocide.wordpress.com
Mmmmmmmm, Honey Dijon Mustard.....
The Winter Olympics at www.justcoverblog.com
God Bless Your Cotton Pickin' Maize & Blue Hearts
Hey, I read that book.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
well there goes my life savings...
A better way to make money would be a "Ban Board". Make Mgoblog total donation amount tiers, and as each one is reached a pre-named poster for that level finally gets the boot. Sort of like a reverse bounty on some of the less desirable posters.
end of message.
The Wolverine Liberation Army- saving Michigan fans one dick joke at a time.
Sorry, not possible -- just like the laughable concept that a poster could be "banned" (even by Brian).
Just how long do you think it would take to go to any of the free e-mail sites, create a new e-mail, and re-register on MGoBLog?
5 Minutes??
Argument fallacy ad hominem: Attacking a characteristic of the source rather than addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence.
IP ban
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
Before trying any other methods to change your IP address, try turning off (or unplugging the power of) your Cable/DSL modem for five minutes. In many cases this will change your IP address. However, if that does not change your IP address, repeat the process for 8 hours (overnight works well) instead of 5 minutes. Hopefully this will result in an IP change.
Argument fallacy ad hominem: Attacking a characteristic of the source rather than addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence.
I think the username ban comment was largely a joke. But thank you for delineating the logistics of acquiring a new IP address. It's good to know that you read the guidebook that came with your modem.
www.pastoralgenocide.wordpress.com
You can also ban an IP range. Your re-set trick will change the last part, but not the whole IP.
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
But only temporarily, because you lock out a lot of innocent folks, potentially.
Wouldn't that ban a range of individual IPs and potentially many other MGoBloggers?
(BTW, I realize banning was meant as a joke.)
Argument fallacy ad hominem: Attacking a characteristic of the source rather than addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence.
seems to share a good deal of similarity with our foreign policies, no?
www.pastoralgenocide.wordpress.com
You're annoying.
When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler
200 linear feet of porn mags!
l2Proxy (everyone, not just you a-blue)
FAIL
umfan, Spreading negativity across MGoBlog one little down arrow at a time...
Failure at convincing you we have Brian tied up in our collective mother's basement or Failure at convincing you Brian deserves compensation for the hours of free entertainment he provides us?
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
I think he meant signature fail. I mean
"Employed
-UMFAN"
wtf?
www.pastoralgenocide.wordpress.com
Its just the post. I know that for all the things Brian has done for us he deserves our money. No doubt about that. I'm just saying that the post was a fail. The idea was good, but the stupid story behind it was a fail IMO.
No Offense. It's just that no one can replace Brian.
umfan, Spreading negativity across MGoBlog one little down arrow at a time...
Aren't you like 13? Are you even old enough to be employed?
When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler
200 linear feet of porn mags!
What does FAIL mean?
When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler
200 linear feet of porn mags!
that's a strange reaction.
Perhaps booing Brian will be better motivation?
No question, Jim.
Audience calm down
carrying bloody Palestinian flag.
No question, Jim.
Not a failure at all. This was about a billion times better than their previous post (which is not saying much, I realize).
Argument fallacy ad hominem: Attacking a characteristic of the source rather than addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence.
I just ponied up. The though of having to help write a UFR each week is terrifying. Better to contribute enough to keep Brian in ramen noodles for the foreseeable future than to have the WLA being forced to write it.
Go Blue!! Viva La Revolucion!!
www.wolverineliberationarmy.com
...release Brian immediately! Or at least provide a proper loin cloth.
Per your request, a loincloth has been given to Mr. Cook. Thank you for your generosity.
The Wolverine Liberation Army- saving Michigan fans one dick joke at a time.
the mushroom cloud is an apt depiction of the state of the MGoCommunity at this point in time.
Due to "popular" demand:
http://jimharbaughscramble.blogspot.com/
metathread, so maybe we just metastasized.
...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.
Good usage.
"I don't know where you people get the nerve."
"From a long, hard winter, Mr. President."
I gave my life savings!!
UPDATE: Release Brian immediately -- isn't $5.60 enough for you heinous criminals??
Argument fallacy ad hominem: Attacking a characteristic of the source rather than addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence.
A+++
INSERT JOKE ABOUT BRIAN'S HAIR
...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.
I goggled WLA.
What is the Wisconsin Library Association doing writing a sports blog?
Argument fallacy ad hominem: Attacking a characteristic of the source rather than addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence.
A damn good job, that's what.
great and omniscient Grand Poobah of the WLA
What the hell is "goggled"?
No question, Jim.
with wide eyes, amazed by its Unicorns and plentiful supplies of Zima.
Recent recipient of the First Annual Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
doing nothing?
"goggled" is an incorrect spelling. Mea Culpa.
Argument fallacy ad hominem: Attacking a characteristic of the source rather than addressing the substance of the argument or producing evidence.
end of message.
The Wolverine Liberation Army- saving Michigan fans one dick joke at a time.
That'll fix it.
Recent recipient of the First Annual Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
Goggled - "I drank too many beers and my eyes goggled that chick straight to a 10!"
"I don't know where you people get the nerve."
"From a long, hard winter, Mr. President."
I'm pretty sure that if you "goggled", you're doing in wrong.
The inside of those goggles provide alternating images of unicorns and Matt Damon. They're available at fine retailers near you. (Note to self: need to contact Wei Li Ning in Shenzhen to start production run on WLA goggles).
The Wolverine Liberation Army- saving Michigan fans one dick joke at a time.
I dont know if this was meant to be funny, but it wasnt. Stick with the communism bits, at least those make your 20 or so diehard fans laugh...
to spur donations for the blog. the one your life would have no meaning without. donate. do it.
...the Canadians make up for it with their emotion and classic ice-dancing skill.
lol.....
No question, Jim.
Dude, they're trying to do something cool for this blog and Brian. You just use his bandwidth and site to express your opinions, so why not donate?
When your team is winning, be ready to be tough, because winning can make you soft. On the other hand, when your team is losing, stick by them. Keep believing. -- Bo Schembechler
200 linear feet of porn mags!
Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?!?!