Does anybody else have to keep closing that Apture Dashboard every time you open a page? It's getting realllly annoying. If you don't close it it follows you down the screen when you scroll, kind of like when you get blinded by a camera and you get those floating spots in your vision. It's like that. Anybody know how to get that thing to stop fuckin' with me?
"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."