According to rivals, we are after a DE from Texas named Holmes Onwukaife. I don't even know how to say that name, but once I learn I probably won't stop saying it. Now it obviously pales in comparison to Munchie, but its still pretty sweet. What do you all think, and how about some attempts at phonetically spelling that last name?
Another Sweet Name
Best part about that name is it makes people sound like they're speaking slang even when they're not.
"You know what I'm talking about, Holmes?"
"You alright, Holmes?"
"Mr. Onwukaife, your wife is on line one."
No sweet name! Greg Paulus? What's so good about that? His name is so boring and uninteresting that he had to have "Teabag" added to it. I already don't like him.