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Doug Karsch is reporting on WTKA that Hart and Woodley are "unlikely" for tomorrow. I may have to rename Angry Michigan Safety Hating God to Angry Michigan Safety, Defensive End, And Magical Midget Hating God, and that's just not very catchy. Our prospects immediately dim if they don't play but Woods did fill in well against Iowa, and Northwestern's run defense didn't get any better because of it.
I'm going to find out who's fault this is, and I'm going to force them to read the entire Drew Sharp column archive. Primary suspect: the Trix Rabbit.