38-0 Blowout Of Top 15 Team Muppets Comment Count

Brian

Apologies for the lack of communication that made this late. We, like the defense, can always get better, except in this case that is in fact possible.

And you can't have one without the other...

WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?

Comments

grumbler

October 11th, 2015 at 10:36 AM ^

Hello muppets, my old friends,

I've come to talk with you again,

Because a vision softly creeping,

Left its seeds while I was sleeping,

And the vision that was planted in my brain

Still remains

Within the sound of muppets.



In restless dreams I blitzed alone

Narrow gaps of linemen prone,

'Neath the blocking of of a running back,

I dropped the QB for another sack

When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of MGoBlog

That split the fog

And touched the sound of muppets.



And in the naked light I saw

Ten thousand students, maybe more.

People cheering without sitting,

Players hustling without quitting  ,

People writing songs that muppets always share

And no one dared

Disturb the sound of muppets.



"Foes," said I, "You do not know.

Muppets like a cancer grow.

Hear my counts that I might make you

Jump offsides whenever I fake you."

But my words like silent cadence fell

And echoed in the wells of muppets



And the pollsters bowed and prayed

To the Sparty god they made.

And the score flashed out its warning

In the shutout it was forming.

And the score said, "The words of temptation are written on the band room walls

And practice halls

And whispered in the sounds of muppets.

philthy animale

October 10th, 2015 at 10:04 PM ^

" The blue khakis whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

philthy animale

October 10th, 2015 at 10:04 PM ^

" The blue khakis whale's penis, or dork, is the largest that ever existed. The average size for an adult male is 5m (15ft). The testicules weigh 10kg (22 pounds). The blue whale can produce between 3 - 20 gallons of sperm during its mating season.

RJWolvie

October 11th, 2015 at 9:19 AM ^

Feel the same. Though I'd make it more like: I'm being proven wrong (in thinking at game two that, while we were improving, we were still not good & weren't going to improve enough fast enough to get through much over .500). Damn wrong about how much & how fast we were going to continue to improve. It's breathtakingly awesome to have been wrong about that. But we still need to prove that we're improving & have improved enough to beat the rivals. Although now I think we can, we will. Yay!




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Der Alte

October 11th, 2015 at 10:05 AM ^

has now equalled Team 135's season win total, demolishing two nationally ranked teams in the process. M's one loss was against Utah, a top-5 team who defeated No. 23 Cal last night 30-24.

Sparty looked less than overwhelming in its 1-TD win over Rutgers, a team whose QB spikes the ball on fourth down. And Sparty has compiled its 6-win record against lesser teams, none of which had a winning record until late last night, with Air Force's stunning 31-17 win over national power Wyoming, moving the airmen to 3-2 on the season. Impressive.

I'm a little old to join the College GameDay crowd on Saturday and hoist a sign (although "Separated at birth: Darth Vader and Mark Dantonio" might be fun). But I will be in the stands to witness what I think might be one of the best games played there in a long, long time. Go Blue.