This season can and will be ENTERTAINING and MEMORABLE. I'm doing my part by implementing the 2008 MICHIGAN FOOTBALL GLOSSARY. Today's entry:
:1) To remove an opposing quarterback from the field of play as the result of injury, specifically blunt force trauma to the head. Ideally, said action is to be executed by either one or both of the defensive ends, but defensive tackles and linebackers also apply.
"Hey, remember when Branch RAUDABAUGHed Morelli in 2006? Those were the days!"
See also LAMARR WOODLEY, DREW STANTON, BRYAN CUPITO,
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - LAMARR WOODLEY KILLS PEOPLE, etc.