OT - Marsupial Monday
It's the 2nd annual MARSUPIAL MONDAY everyone! A semi-safe place where you can get all the OT out of your system before gameweek! It's like The Purge, but entertaining! Feel free to post your best marsupial GIFs, Memes, Pics, Poems, Jokes, Cheapshots, etc. Complain about my schtick or post a pic of you and your pet stick! Whatever you want!
What's that?
It's Wednesday you say?
I tend to experience long bouts of complete unconsciousness resulting in not knowing what day it is.
Are you okay?
Oh yea, it's normal probably.
Okay, but I worry about you.
Thanks!
August 24th, 2016 at 2:22 PM ^
August 24th, 2016 at 2:27 PM ^
Is her name Brittany, Nicole, Ashley, Jennifer, Brooke or Erin? If so, then yes.
August 24th, 2016 at 2:43 PM ^
so you like women born in the early 80s?
August 24th, 2016 at 2:45 PM ^
Ah, but who doesn't?
August 24th, 2016 at 3:00 PM ^
Dantronio. His only joy comes from chewing on expired fruit leather.
August 24th, 2016 at 5:14 PM ^
Does Dantorino like anything?
August 24th, 2016 at 3:34 PM ^
August 24th, 2016 at 3:57 PM ^
What about...
Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, f'in' *Becky*?
August 24th, 2016 at 6:00 PM ^
August 24th, 2016 at 7:32 PM ^
Maybe?
August 24th, 2016 at 10:43 PM ^
August 24th, 2016 at 2:25 PM ^
take one cleaned and skinned koala
boil water
add salt and some carrots
boil koala until tender.
enjoy....
August 24th, 2016 at 2:33 PM ^
Is it safe to eat an animal with Chlamydia?
August 24th, 2016 at 2:44 PM ^
Am I to assume that the animal I'm eating, i.e. the koala, has chlamydia? Or am I to assume that I have chlamydia while eating the koala? Likely safe either way as long as the meat reaches a safe temperature.
August 24th, 2016 at 3:09 PM ^
The modifier is after 'animal'. It is safe to assume the koala has the klap.
August 24th, 2016 at 5:42 PM ^
the koala has gonorrhea too? damn, son!
August 24th, 2016 at 6:07 PM ^
Cool story, tell me more....
August 24th, 2016 at 2:44 PM ^
with a side of roasted penicillin
August 24th, 2016 at 2:44 PM ^
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August 24th, 2016 at 8:19 PM ^
Only if you get her drunk first.
August 24th, 2016 at 2:26 PM ^
August 24th, 2016 at 2:40 PM ^
You should fire her
August 24th, 2016 at 2:55 PM ^
August 24th, 2016 at 2:57 PM ^
in a couple of months, she's going to set it on filre after Michigan stomps them, and then you won't have to hear it anymore.
August 24th, 2016 at 2:28 PM ^
...
A stick.
August 24th, 2016 at 3:41 PM ^
...
A brick.
August 24th, 2016 at 4:02 PM ^
A two week old dead body in your trunk.
Is that how this works? I'm new to this game, but it seems enjoyable
August 24th, 2016 at 2:28 PM ^
My wife is Australian.
Koalas are so common over there they just treat them like squirrel sightings.
She got over here, and the first time she saw a squirrel she squeals "STOP THE CAR, ITS A SQUIRREL!"
Apparently, they don't have them over there.
August 24th, 2016 at 5:52 PM ^
Where in Australia is she from? How did you meet?
August 24th, 2016 at 2:40 PM ^
This is what Vine was made for imo.
August 24th, 2016 at 2:44 PM ^
August 24th, 2016 at 3:35 PM ^
Of course.
August 24th, 2016 at 5:17 PM ^
Nice punch line.
August 24th, 2016 at 2:43 PM ^
Marsupial Monday is my favorite hour of the day.
August 24th, 2016 at 2:50 PM ^
It's only once a year. Like Black Friday.
August 24th, 2016 at 3:16 PM ^
Sometimes, yes.
August 24th, 2016 at 2:54 PM ^
While researching Masturbating Gorillas for an earlier post, I happened to come across (not literally) naked selfies of Justin Verlander and Kate Upton. How had I never seen these before? After carefully examining them for Photoshoping evidence (they appear to be real BTW), I am now totally convinced that the GM IT police will be knocking on my office door which is closed because obviously...
August 24th, 2016 at 3:11 PM ^
Slippery slope my friend.
August 24th, 2016 at 5:20 PM ^
I mean, besides the gorilla of course.
August 24th, 2016 at 3:18 PM ^
the fappening? 2014 I think.
August 24th, 2016 at 3:26 PM ^
Thanks for having me look that up. Now they are trying to remove the hinge pins from my door. I'm going to have to go out through the ceiling.
August 24th, 2016 at 3:27 PM ^
Koala wouldn't pay when he finished and got up to exit the room. Prostitute said "hey you forgot to pay me" Koala says no I don't owe you anything then told the prostitute to look up definition of Koala. Dictionary says it is a marsupial that eats bushes and leaves.
August 24th, 2016 at 3:31 PM ^
Fact #2 - there is a population of feral wallabies in ..... Scotland.
Fact #3 - all of Australia's marsupials actually come from South America.
Fact #4 - marsupials can breathe oxygen through their skin for quite a while after birth.
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August 24th, 2016 at 3:37 PM ^
Fact #5 - Eucalyptus leaves, a koala’s primary food source, are poisonous to most animals; but adult koalas, thanks in part to unique microbes that live in their digestive tract, are able to eat the leaves safely. Koala joeys, however, do not have these microbes in their system when they’re born, so to get them, they eat their mother’s “fecal pap.” Yep, that’s right. Koala babies eat their mom’s poop.
August 24th, 2016 at 4:04 PM ^
Can confrim. But how did the first Koala eat Eucalyptus?
August 24th, 2016 at 4:19 PM ^
Apparently had to quickly gobble his own poop before he passed out. That's true living on the edge MeanJoe.