here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Troy Woolfolk, on Twitter:
Just got back from the doctor and due to yesterday's injury at practice i have to sit out another year cause I re-injured my ankle.
I refuse to believe anything other than that this is an April Fool’s Day prank.
Nicole Auerbach profiles Woolfolk's "lonely journey" back from injury:
Woolfolk himself talks about his lupine ancestry:
That night I stayed up for hours pondering what was going on and what happened to me. Then I finally realized — I, too, was blessed with the gene of my family’s ancient tribe. Due to the fact that football is a competitive sport, my body felt as if it was being threatened by the opponent, which triggered the wolf gene to come out.
Uh oh...T-Woolf (@TWoolf29) is on the prowl. Two tweets from the last hour:
Yall journalist disgust me, y'all read someones tweets and shape a story based off of what you think is being said. Find out the facts!
and, minutes later,
I'm going to find out the lazy reporter who wrote that article and do something cause they got me in trouble over something I didn't say.
I am reminded of a similar situation . . .
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.....My petition for a mascot got denied
What are y'all talking about JT? I am lost right now???
Wow wow wow we are talking about something completely different. Stop putting words in my mouth yall are about to get me in big trouble.
These were 3 tweets from TWoolf29 after everyone freaked out. Take what you want from them.
I didn't see this anywhere on the message boards, so I thought that I'd post it. From Troy's twitter feed:
Just had to "google image" myself to stop them from taking me to jail cause I got pulled over and didn't have my license.