I did not make this headline up
So it looks like this might be a regular off-season thread since each of the last three Fridays I've wanted to jump out of my window here at work to put myself out of misery.
Whatcha working on today? Any good or interesting plans for the weekend?
Me, I've got the monumental task of figuring out what to get profitgowife for Mother's Day and trying to negotiate a confidentiality agreement with an a--hole lawyer on the other side. This weekend is filled with kids stuff, including a toddler birthday party at a playground tomorrow. Actually, a pretty nice little Saturday. We might make a trip to Home Depot. Maybe Bed Bath & Beyond. I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time.
I was just watching a show on Discovery Health about a child with abnormal strength. He was walking at 5 months. Climbing and decending stairs at 6 months. Doing pull ups at one year. The kid is going to be a freak athlete, it's obvious. The best part, his dad says "I'd love to see him play football for the University of Michigan someday!" Seriously, if you get a chance to watch this show, check it out. It's unbelievable.
update: here is a weird video featuring him..