mesmerism! presidential assassinations! circuses on fire!
Since we're unfortunately now committed to RAWK in the Big House, (other than Seven Nation Army and student reaction, I hate it) I humbly suggest a metal band that rocks the hardest of all that rocks hard.
This band is both a parody and tribute to 80's hair metal and this may be one of the funniest things I've ever heard IMO. WARNING: the lyrics are offensive, sexist, and awful. And hilarious. So move on if you have any question.
P.S. Sorry about a non-clickable link. I'm on a Mac and when I copy/paste links here, sometimes they work and sometimes not. I'm sure I'm doing something wrong.