chance of bowl: 13.6%
I took a chance and waded into the depths of the RCMB for a little Saturday afternoon enjoyment after the Marshall commitment. Meltdown is in full effect. I found this gem that made me literally LOL:
I don't know what's in the water in AA, but it's making kids believe whatever it is they're selling. I'd be very interested to see what the average visit is like down there. Between the dump of a city, the hideous girls, and a disgusting, inarticulate slob of a head coach, I'm surprised they can even put together a recruiting class - let alone a top ranked one. Nostalgia for the 1800s should only be able to take a program so far in 2013.
Enjoy your Saturday, everyone!
I went over for some sweeet sweet Sparty freude and found this:
He took a bunch of shots from Spartan players on twitter and didn't say shit. The kid comes out and (barely) leads his team to a victory over a bunch of ass hats from our team.
Congrats to Denard.
If you are going to talk trash like that, you have to back it up. Things I've seen this year.
Johnny Adams is better at talking shit than playing football.
William Gholston is kind of a fat kid now. He can't move laterally and his explosiveness is gone. He needs Jenny Craig.
Dantonio's fluff pieces all summer provided a huge let down for our fan base.
Our fan base kind of sucks. We chanted pussy at an injured player. That injured player then lead a game winning drive in our house.
The "competition" at WR wasn't because anyone could start, it was because nobody could start... except Burbridge.
The "competition" at OL wasn't because anyone could start, it was because nobody could start... ouch we suck.
Andrew Maxwell is basically Brian Hoyer with horse blinders on. It's as if he's being controlled by me on NCAAF after a night of drinking at 3am.
Speaking of drinking, I'm pretty sure Dan Conroy gets hammered drunk before each game. He's mentally weak.
Cousins made Roushar, not the other way around.
Feel free to add to the list of ridiculousness that is our football team. The sunshine blowers can blow me. We're a bad football team. Winners succeed in crucial moments. We have a great coach that calls some of the ballsiest plays in college football but he has failed to develope a QB and it's killed this season.
I know we have bigger things to worry about, like the OSU basketball game in 1 hour. However, I just got word that a couple days ago, the email address of Michigan basketball players and coaches got leaked on Red Cedar Message Board. They are now using that list to send emails and spam to those addresses. It's one thing to be immature and do/say stupid things while at a game, it's another thing to pull a stunt like this. As if my opinion of Sparty fans wasn't low enough, this just made it lower.
Edit: The original post with the email addresses has been deleted from RCMB, the addresses are still plastered all over that thread, but it's the thought that counts, I guess. Not sure what took their mods so long, but it's good to see there's a few guys over there that know when something's crossing the line.
I'm essentially illiterate in college sports fan blogs except for those of the Michigan variety, but Brian's recent link to RCMB made me curious: What are the most thoughtful and intelligent blogs/boards for OSU and MSU? I'm hoping it's not RCMB considering the number of animated emoticons flying around on that site is enough to induce an epileptic seizure.
Also fun to note, in that very same link that Brian provided is an MSU fan, like, totally burning Michigan by changing player names on NCAA '09 to "Taynt (sic) Forcier" and "Martavious Scrodoms."