"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."
It's the United States 237th birthday and there has been no thread on it yet, so here you go. Upvotes to all in the name of Freedom, Liberty, and to the greatest goddamn country on Earth. Also, the commercial below is great and very appropriate for today. Edit: video in the comments.
In celebration of order being restored on our beloved MGoBlog, in appreciation of all the great posts in the few threads over the past few days, and because we all need a little love in this trying time, I hereby delare this January 6th afternoon:
Gratutitous Pos-Bang Afternoon
May each of you feel the love of the MGoCommunity, at least for the duration of the afternoon.