Ohio State Fans

It seems that the people of Columbus are so fat that they routinely require the fire department to use special over 650 pound (!!!!) stretchers.  Wow.  Is this why Boren prefers living in Columbus as opposed to Ann Arbor?

http://www.clevescene.com/scene-and-heard/archives/2010/07/19/columbus-too-obese-for-ambulance-stretchers

I assume these people need stretchers because they rush to a fridge and break a leg (and gravy pours out).

We live about an hour outside of Chicago.

So what would you do...we are out at a local festival, waiting for the live music to start.  My wife who had had a really shitty day, asked me if I would go and get her a funnel cake.  Sure I replied (trying to be a good husband!)  So I go and get in the line for funnel cakes, which is way too long but again my wife had a shitty day and I figured I would do something nice for her.  I finally get up to the front to the realization that everyone at this stand are wearing Ohio State hats, shirts, etc...  

So what would you say or do?

After I took my funnel cake, I took a few good shots, which they simply ignored.