my roommate the drunk

Okay, this isn't really board-worthy, but I feel like it could be a funny board topic. So my roommate took the N-Clex this morning (exam to be a certified RN) and apparently decided to blow off about 5 persons' worth of steam afterward.

So anyways, I get home from work at 6 and he is absolutely fall-down drunk, I mean the guy can barely stand up. He spent 10 minutes going on a rant about how he was Indiana Jones and that he was going to kill the UPS guy outside our apartment with his "Indiana Jones" powers. After saying this he promptly fell over, then yelled something totally incoherent.

Currently he is punching and swearing at his recliner because it "tried to beat me." Earlier he stumbled into the fridge and asked if it wanted to fight. I wish I had this on video, it's priceless.

So, anyone have funny stories of their roommate(s)/friends hilariously wasted and being total asses?

Oh wait, he's trying to fight his chair again. "It picked a fight with me!"