here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
In case you hadn't heard, an 8.9 magnitude earthquake struck off the northern coast of Honshu, the main island in Japan, this morning. It triggered a tsunami that is heading east across the Pacific, and has apparently already struck Hawaii (they had a lot of warning, so loss of life should be minimal). It also swept much of the Japanese coastline well inland of the coast.
Hundreds are already reported dead, and severe damage was reported as far away as Tokyo. I think I speak for the entire MGoCommunity when I say that our thoughts and prayers are with those in Japan.