I GIVE UP ON HATING WISCONSIN
I found this website(http://he16man.spreadshirt.com/) through a facebook ad tonight. Based on the whole mgoshirt inventory purge of a couple weeks ago, I narced on this site to the Compliance Department with a cc to Judy Van Horn. Six minutes later (8:36 p.m. EDT), I got a personal reply from JVH.
I know, "cool story, brah." Sorry. I was just impressed with the speed and the personal touch. The only people who get responses that quick from me are old guys in black robes who hold my career in their hands.