this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Los Angeles Dodgers
The Dodgers traded Juan Pierre and $10.5 million to the White Sox for two players to be named later.
This means that Chicago only has to pay $8 million, all owed next year, so they get a quality outfielder for $4 million a year.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!