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Electing not to overturn the botched call by major league umpire Jim Joyce that cost Detroit Tiger pitcher Armando Galarraga a perfect game, baseball commissioner Bud Selig admitted scouring Twitter afterward in search of support.
"It wasn't until I read the post by respected baseball expert and part-time actress Alyssa Milano that I truly felt at peace with my decision," stated Selig. "When I read her Twitter post, my sphincter quivered and I'm not to proud to admit that I soiled myself. I mean, she's like, so hot."
Milano recently twitted, "Personally, I agree with Selig on this one. Part of the game (as it is played now) is human error."
There is no confirmation that the two are secretly dating.